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100 men vs 1 gorilla

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This is making its rounds on social media. Anyone have an opinion?

In a hypothetical fight to the death, I dont see any way possible the gorilla kills or badly injures all 100 men before the 100 are able to kill him.

No weapons. And sure, 30-40 men will be killed, maybe more. But there's 100. They aren't fighting 1 on 1. You send in waves of 20 at a time.
 
This is making its rounds on social media. Anyone have an opinion?

In a hypothetical fight to the death, I dont see any way possible the gorilla kills or badly injures all 100 men before the 100 are able to kill him.

No weapons. And sure, 30-40 men will be killed, maybe more. But there's 100. They aren't fighting 1 on 1. You send in waves of 20 at a time.
Every gorilla has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
 
Actually now that I’m thinking about it, Jake Paul could probably fight the right gorilla to a draw just by himself.

I'd like to see this televised. How much do you think you'd have to pay people to sign up to do it, knowing there is a very high chance of death but at least their family will be well taken care of? $10 million?
 
I don't think a single person would die. Mind you, I'd be pulling for the gorilla. But it wouldn't be too difficult to surround him and converge.
 
100 run of the mill average guys could be in trouble with a silverback.

However, Mike Ditka and Chuck Norris could handle the gorilla easily.
 
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I'm venturing the humans would something like -1500 and the gorilla +1350. However, I wouldn't set any lines until talking to our man @BFo8
 
I don't know. Of course 100 men can all just overpower him. But who wants to be the first one in?
 
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The first wave would take some damage but 100 men would just be too many to overcome.
 
What about 100 gorillas vs Fede Federicko? Does he make short work of them prior to propelling Pitt Hoops to a Final Four?
 
What about 100 gorillas vs Fede Federicko? Does he make short work of them prior to propelling Pitt Hoops to a Final Four?
Not fair. SMF would lure him to a chick filet drive thru. The gorilla would be overcome with sensory overload compounded with disgust at the inefficiency. SMF having researched the multitude of traffic patterns (insert neo one hand fighting in the matrix)sneaks behind gorilla and says "my pleasure " before dealing the deathblow.
 
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