A true gentlemen

[PGHShoeCobblerTheBEST]

A true gentlemen never ackrews more than 36 hours of facial hair.

A true gentlemen throws his trash in the can or burns in safe area and does NOT pollute the highway.

A true gentlemen knows his surroundings at all times and what can be used as weapon if things get funky.

A true gentlemen does not wear shorts unless swimming. Exception for high socks and boots if working out in the sun but does NOT show much leg.

A true gentlemen drinks his fill at favorite bar BUT orders glass of water at the end of night to sober him up.

A true gentlemen gets his hair cut high and TIGHT and does NOT chase the style of the modern weak man.

A true gentlemen does NOT lower himself to rub a womens foot no matter how much begging.

A true gentlemen grows his fruit and shares it with his village unless we have a damn FOOL then you can starve!

A true gentlemen knows you never take lumber from a healthy tree.

A true gentlemen washes his truck every sunday and keeps a clean vehicle.

A true gentlemen does not watch hockey..... golf.....tennis.

But a true gentlemen watches his football team with a beverage in his hand. God bless all.

 

[CJsE]

Sorry, but you didn't say Sir. 20 push-ups and try again.

 

[pittdan77]

Ah yes, the 1950's. I've heard of it.

 

[King Of All Message Boards]

Does a true gentleman know how to spell accrues?

 

[Zeldas Open Roof]

lets see how i do here..

A true gentlemen never ackrews more than 36 hours of facial hair. - meh, since the china virus lockdowns, i'd say i fail on that one

A true gentlemen throws his trash in the can or burns in safe area and does NOT pollute the highway. absolutely, never pollute ever, and go as far as picking up other people's trash and throw away, especially on a golf course

A true gentlemen knows his surroundings at all times and what can be used as weapon if things get funky. i mean, i guess

A true gentlemen does not wear shorts unless swimming. Exception for high socks and boots if working out in the sun but does NOT show much leg. i wear shorts but im at the age where it pains me to wear shorts that go to my knees or past it. im white though and over the age of 16 so probably goes without saying

A true gentlemen drinks his fill at favorite bar BUT orders glass of water at the end of night to sober him up. dont think i've ever ordered a water at bar as a last drink, ever. maybe chugged one before i went to bed but that's it

A true gentlemen gets his hair cut high and TIGHT and does NOT chase the style of the modern weak man. every 3 weeks, like clockwork

A true gentlemen does NOT lower himself to rub a womens foot no matter how much begging. given wifey foot rubs so i failed that one

A true gentlemen grows his fruit and shares it with his village unless we have a damn FOOL then you can starve!. would love to say i have a garden but dont, so fail

A true gentlemen knows you never take lumber from a healthy tree. assuming this is more of an analogy than reality but i hate trees in my yard, had them cut down since they were mucking up my sewer line so i fail

A true gentlemen washes his truck every sunday and keeps a clean vehicle. keep my inside of car immaculate, try to do the outside once a week so i'll say i pass this one

A true gentlemen does not watch hockey..... golf.....tennis. love golf, used to like hockey when pittsburgh had a team. tennis is brutal but i loved Ivan Lendl as a kid. so i'll say i fail

But a true gentlemen watches his football team with a beverage in his hand. God bless all. yeah, drinking and football go hand in hand. Pass..



So i went 5 for 12, so i am 41.6% a gentleman. That sounds about right.

 

[Pitt1975]

I live in Hilton Head. Haven’t worn a pair of long pants since Feb 13, when I got my new right knee.

 

[12162022]

Ah yes, the 1950's. I've heard of it.

They were fun. No Tesla Toxic Taxis to avoid.

 

[Zeldas Open Roof]

Does a true gentleman know how to spell accrues?

i think a true gentleman doesnt even use that word, verbally or writing it down..

 

[RaleighPittFan]

I live in Hilton Head. Haven’t worn a pair of long pants since Feb 13, when I got my new right knee.

There might be 3 or 4 months out of the year when I'm not constantly in short pants. I still wear them most months, but not every day.

I think my Mom would be very disappointed to know that I'm not a true gentleman.😢

 

[ChazzMo]

Is it ok, though, to rub a guy’s feet? Just asking.

 

[RaleighPittFan]

Is it ok, though, to rub a guy’s feet? Just asking.

Are you a podiatrist?

 

[TitoBeagle]

lets see how i do here..

A true gentlemen never ackrews more than 36 hours of facial hair. - meh, since the china virus lockdowns, i'd say i fail on that one

A true gentlemen throws his trash in the can or burns in safe area and does NOT pollute the highway. absolutely, never pollute ever, and go as far as picking up other people's trash and throw away, especially on a golf course

A true gentlemen knows his surroundings at all times and what can be used as weapon if things get funky. i mean, i guess

A true gentlemen does not wear shorts unless swimming. Exception for high socks and boots if working out in the sun but does NOT show much leg. i wear shorts but im at the age where it pains me to wear shorts that go to my knees or past it. im white though and over the age of 16 so probably goes without saying

A true gentlemen drinks his fill at favorite bar BUT orders glass of water at the end of night to sober him up. dont think i've ever ordered a water at bar as a last drink, ever. maybe chugged one before i went to bed but that's it

A true gentlemen gets his hair cut high and TIGHT and does NOT chase the style of the modern weak man. every 3 weeks, like clockwork

A true gentlemen does NOT lower himself to rub a womens foot no matter how much begging. given wifey foot rubs so i failed that one

A true gentlemen grows his fruit and shares it with his village unless we have a damn FOOL then you can starve!. would love to say i have a garden but dont, so fail

A true gentlemen knows you never take lumber from a healthy tree. assuming this is more of an analogy than reality but i hate trees in my yard, had them cut down since they were mucking up my sewer line so i fail

A true gentlemen washes his truck every sunday and keeps a clean vehicle. keep my inside of car immaculate, try to do the outside once a week so i'll say i pass this one

A true gentlemen does not watch hockey..... golf.....tennis. love golf, used to like hockey when pittsburgh had a team. tennis is brutal but i loved Ivan Lendl as a kid. so i'll say i fail

But a true gentlemen watches his football team with a beverage in his hand. God bless all. yeah, drinking and football go hand in hand. Pass..



So i went 5 for 12, so i am 41.6% a gentleman. That sounds about right.

Deduct a point anyone who says wifey is a little limp wristed

 

[Zeldas Open Roof]

Deduct a point anyone who says wifey is a little limp wristed

damn, valid point..

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

A true gentleman doesn't tell other people how they have to act to be a true gentleman. They let their actions speak louder than their words.

 

[ChiefJusticeMarshall]

Your attention, please
Now turn off the light
Your infection, please
I haven't got all night
Understand, do you understand?
Understand, I'm a gentleman
I'm a gentleman

 

[H2P2010]

Lol

 

[NKSplitter]

A true gentleman participates in shovel flights and makes gift offerings to the local Bigfoot.

 

[buckage]

Apparently a true gentleman tells people how to live their lives?

 

[MorningCoffee13]

It’s actually either “a true gentleman” or “true gentlemen”.

 

[RaleighPittFan]

After this post, I am waiting, with great anticipation I might add, to find out what a true lady is.

 

[pittdan77]

After this post, I am waiting, with great anticipation I might add, to find out what a true lady is.

They remind you of the birds that return to Capistrano every year.

 

[12162022]

After this post, I am waiting, with great anticipation I might add, to find out what a true lady is.

One who says "Yes" to me.

 

[PittPharm2002]

A true gentleman participates in shovel flights and makes gift offerings to the local Bigfoot.

Terrific reply !

 

[upj87]

A true gentlemen never ackrews more than 36 hours of facial hair.

A true gentlemen throws his trash in the can or burns in safe area and does NOT pollute the highway.

A true gentlemen knows his surroundings at all times and what can be used as weapon if things get funky.

A true gentlemen does not wear shorts unless swimming. Exception for high socks and boots if working out in the sun but does NOT show much leg.

A true gentlemen drinks his fill at favorite bar BUT orders glass of water at the end of night to sober him up.

A true gentlemen gets his hair cut high and TIGHT and does NOT chase the style of the modern weak man.

A true gentlemen does NOT lower himself to rub a womens foot no matter how much begging.

A true gentlemen grows his fruit and shares it with his village unless we have a damn FOOL then you can starve!

A true gentlemen knows you never take lumber from a healthy tree.

A true gentlemen washes his truck every sunday and keeps a clean vehicle.

A true gentlemen does not watch hockey..... golf.....tennis.

But a true gentlemen watches his football team with a beverage in his hand. God bless all.

If a true gentlemen list does not address the issue of flatulence and the dealing with it thereof then it is not a true gentlemen's list...