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Branch Campus Dummy Alert

beiglepanther

Sophomore
Oct 13, 2008
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Lookout they will be everywhere tonight,
You will be able to identify them by the Ped State gear.
Also will de able to identify them by the following: The men will be fat probably bald and drive a crappy car like a Chevy cavalier around a 2005 model, their wives will be fat and also balding, they will be toting around 2 little turdy kids that have dirty little grubby faces. They are mostly poor because of the crappy education they got, most of them are low level low paid government officials, but some have actually made it to a postman or assistant greens keeper. The females are mostly single and in their 40’s fat bald and have 3 cats. They think there QB name is Sorely and can not name any other players although they claim to be big fans. The women get drunk have bad hair to much make up and hang late at the bar hoping anyone will take them home. If you avoid Wal Mart, NAPA, Cattle Sale Barns, any Grange fair grounds, all you can eat buffets, or pizza delivery drivers you can avoid most of them. If you have to face one yell Sandusky as loud as you can and run.
 
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