F that; the Mon went cheap and changed its ingredients. Way too light on the PFAS. For the most part, you can barely get a tumor that is larger than a baseball from that water these days. I mean, yeah - you MIGHT get a cantaloupe-sized one protruding from your neck if you're lucky, but who wants to have to win the lottery when it comes to their beverage choices? That's why I'm back on Roundup Zero. It's both refreshing and wildly carcinogenic.
Let's leave the Mon for carp, boat-owning dudes with no personality who want to impress chicks with no personality, and a de facto burial ground for homeless men who over-indulge and somehow end up in it.