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Dumb/Obvoius Football Cliches

A few that annoy me:

1. "He plays with great leverage" (Is he using call options or something?)

2. "We're making correctible mistakes" (really? If they're so correctible how about avoiding them in the first place).

3. "He has a non-stop motor". (could be a problem after the game ends).

4. "He has great vision." (Is the announcer an opthamologist?)

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Teamsters adds "ster" a bit different if it were " Teamer" ???

Mining is a verb... mine is a noun... so that works...

But you can't go "Steeling".... only stealing

;)
 
Here's another euphemism I've learned over the years.

When an announcer or a coach refers to someone as a "fiery competitor," it means he is a flaming asshole that is tolerated because he is good enough at his job.
 
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he plays with purpose.


imagine if Noone on the field did...mayhem
 
I'm usually on my way home from work during MNF and have the start of the game on the radio. The one announcer uses the phrase "inside the numbers" incessantly and it's annoying as hell.
 
I'm usually on my way home from work during MNF and have the start of the game on the radio. The one announcer uses the phrase "inside the numbers" incessantly and it's annoying as hell.

gruden every player...."that's what makes him one of the best"
 
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I have reached the point where I can't socialize with people and discuss sports.

Most of them want to discuss gambling or their parlays and the topics are so ridiculous I can't get involved.

They either think the games are "fixed" or even worse go by the last thing they saw and think that is the absolute truth.

I worked at a sportsbook for years and now can't stand to go there, listening to fans is unbearable to me.

I have found that people that post on message boards are for the most part much more knowledgeable than your typical yahoo fan.
I know people that think every sports league is rigged even though they have no evidence to back these claims. And they still continue to watch the games. Pisses me off.
 
So if they talk out against their opponent, they're stupid, arrogant, disrespectful etc. if they use cliche's to respect their opponent, they're boring. They can't win with you guys either way.
You're right. Every industry has its terminology, football is no different. Many of the "cliches" listed by posters in this thread are not in fact cliches, but standard football industry speak used behind closed doors and in practices and film rooms in coaching. Terms like "back shoulder", "downhill" and "in space" have very specific meanings to football players and coaches. They aren't cliches, it's just that 90% of the people watching any football gamed on TV have never played or spent any time around coaches, film-rooms and practice fields, so they mistakenly think these are stupid cliches invented by announcers.
 
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You're right. Every industry has its terminology, football is no different. Many of the "cliches" listed by posters in this thread are not in fact cliches, but standard football industry speak used behind closed doors and in practices and film rooms in coaching. Terms like "back shoulder", "downhill" and "in space" have very specific meanings to football players and coaches. They aren't cliches, it's just that 90% of the people watching any football gamed on TV have never played or spent any time around coaches, film-rooms and practice fields, so they mistakenly think these are stupid cliches invented by announcers.


No, I played 6 years and cliches were not the staple of communication. what you are saying applies more to about 50% of announcers out there who over use and misplace crap
 
Then fans must have it wrong. I see fans in the stands do it after a touchdown or big play. Its one thing to see a kid doing it, but a guy my age?
Yeah, they are mimicking the player who wants to keep "eating" and getting the ball.
 
No, I played 6 years and cliches were not the staple of communication. what you are saying applies more to about 50% of announcers out there who over use and misplace crap
Like I said many of these terms are not cliches. I played ILB in a 3-4 defense for a D1 program in the late 80s and some of these terms were just starting to be used. I had not heard them during my H.S. career. In college we heard terms like "leverage" and "downhill" every day from our position coaches during drills and in film study. "Leverage" has a very specific meaning in the football context. A back shoulder throw is no cliche, it's a specific fundamental in the passing game. It has been around for decades. Getting the ball to a player "in space" is a term that coaches started to use more recently as offenses have evolved to spread the field and utilize the short passing game as essentially an alternative to running the football between the tackles. This is football terminology, not announcer-driven cliches. Butch Jones used to talk about getting Antonio Brown the ball "in space" all the time, how great a player AB was in space, and his entire offense at Central Michigan was based on exactly that--getting his playmaker the ball in space--clear the area normally occupied by the LBs out, get AB the ball on a 5 yard route and let him do his thing. It was unstoppable at the MAC level.

A good example that just came to mind is Jon Gruden. If you listen to him analyze a game or a play you will hear him use these terms and many others that some would think are "cliches", but are really standard, everyday football terminology. Gruden still speaks as a coach would in a film room versus a football announcer who doesn't know what he's talking about. Herbstreit is another guy that fits that bill although he is not quite as "coachy" as Gruden, who never gets out of coach-speak mode.

You want cliches, listen to a Brett Musberger. Interestingly, you won't hear him use terms like "leverage" and "downhill", because, never having been a football coach or player, he doesn't know what they mean.
 
Like I said many of these terms are not cliches. I played ILB in a 3-4 defense for a D1 program in the late 80s and some of these terms were just starting to be used. I had not heard them during my H.S. career. In college we heard terms like "leverage" and "downhill" every day from our position coaches during drills and in film study. "Leverage" has a very specific meaning in the football context. A back shoulder throw is no cliche, it's a specific fundamental in the passing game. It has been around for decades. Getting the ball to a player "in space" is a term that coaches started to use more recently as offenses have evolved to spread the field and utilize the short passing game as essentially an alternative to running the football between the tackles. This is football terminology, not announcer-driven cliches. Butch Jones used to talk about getting Antonio Brown the ball "in space" all the time, how great a player AB was in space, and his entire offense at Central Michigan was based on exactly that--getting his playmaker the ball in space--clear the area normally occupied by the LBs out, get AB the ball on a 5 yard route and let him do his thing. It was unstoppable at the MAC level.

A good example that just came to mind is Jon Gruden. If you listen to him analyze a game or a play you will hear him use these terms and many others that some would think are "cliches", but are really standard, everyday football terminology. Gruden still speaks as a coach would in a film room versus a football announcer who doesn't know what he's talking about. Herbstreit is another guy that fits that bill although he is not quite as "coachy" as Gruden, who never gets out of coach-speak mode.

You want cliches, listen to a Brett Musberger. Interestingly, you won't hear him use terms like "leverage" and "downhill", because, never having been a football coach or player, he doesn't know what they mean.
I see your point with this.I didn't play d-1 ball and when I did play it was eons ago
lol. announcers just kill this stuff with their constant badgering of it. either way a ton of this is still jibberish whether it is locker room talk or not. leverage is an actual term that can be used and is relevant. downhill runner is just a silly description, no different than jumbo shrimp
 
I see your point with this.I didn't play d-1 ball and when I did play it was eons ago
lol. announcers just kill this stuff with their constant badgering of it. either way a ton of this is still jibberish whether it is locker room talk or not. leverage is an actual term that can be used and is relevant. downhill runner is just a silly description, no different than jumbo shrimp
Well I think what happens is some of these announcers hear a former coach or a former player in the booth use those terms and suddenly they announcer is throwing it around every 2 seconds without correct context. I differ with you on the downhill term, it has a specific connotation for me.
 
"they're small but they're slow"
Came out of the mouth an unnamed frustrated football analyst!
 
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This is a key play, and fans shake their keys. Usually on 3rd down. A big vt thing.

Aren't all plays essentially key plays. Check out the student shaking her keys. I think she just farted her lunch burrito.
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As a former lineman (albeit one who was the poster child for "small but slow"), I always resented the BALLHANDLING positions being called SKILL positions. (I couldn't have survived in the trenches without skill.)
 
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This is a critical game. Must win game for both teams.

It's conference game, aren't they all critical and must wins.
 
So glad there's so many others bothered by clichés and one liners like I am. How about when an announcer refers to a young player as a "manchild"? I picture a radioactive beast emerging from 3 Mile Island or something. Hate that term.
 
"They're going to bring the house on third down"

Speaking of "the house", when did scoring a touchdown (generally on a long yardage play) come to be known as "taking it to the house"? I mean, I grew up in Duquesne, where the scoreboard at the football field was behind one end zone, and back in the 1960s when my parents would take me to my older brothers' games, the scoreboard was attached to an elevated shed inside which someone would be manually operating the scoreboard. That thing was demolished and replaced by the time I played there, but even back then then nobody referred to it as "taking it to the house".
 
I still also say when you think about it literally Steelers is a dumb name.... steel is a thing a noun not a term you can use a "er" on the end IF you are applying standard accepted rules of the English language... just try it with terms "plastic"... Plasticers??? No... how about "Wood"? Wooders??? No.. does not work... everyone is just used to Steelers so it's accepted
Back in the day people working in the steel mills were sometimes called steelers. Don't blame me. I wasn't born yet.
 
Watching games on Saturday provides plenty of irritating moments from commentators saying the obvious. For example, I just heard "This is a team that likes to scores points". I'm sure most teams do! Anyone else have some favorite clichés they love to hate?
"These two teams don't like each other". How irritating is that one?

And while we are talking irritation, this referee call you hear every week. "before the snap, false start". No Shit. If it was after the snap it wouldn't be a false start.
 
Watching games on Saturday provides plenty of irritating moments from commentators saying the obvious. For example, I just heard "This is a team that likes to scores points". I'm sure most teams do! Anyone else have some favorite clichés they love to hate?
"They control their own destiny" ... uh, the very definition of "destiny" is that it is preordained and out of one's own control. "Hello, McFly?"

Actually, I would prefer they went George McFly and said "They control their own density" as it would make as much or more sense and as the fat kicker from Penn State has proven it can be altered by one's own self.
 
Not really a cliche, but I went to Pitt in the early eighties. The cheerleaders back then used a microphone to lead cheers. The cheerleaders would chant, "We need a touchdown"...and the student section would respond, "No shit." It would be repeated as all cheers do. I thought it was funny then and still laugh when I think about it.
I remember that!
 
How's about the one the world has heard the past 48 hours; "Signature Win". Hate that term too.
 
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