Glad you guys think it's funny. A man almost lost his leg, damnit. When I heard he had to ice his boo boo for 20 minutes last Saturday night, I thought to myself, "There's no way they're not going to have to amputate it, is there?" Well, I don't know if we should call it a miracle of the sheer determination of the human spirit, but this is one hell of a story. It's *the* story of the 2000's, actually. I hope the dude he tried to trip had the decency to at least let Flip punch him in the temple a few times for fun, to help expedite his recovery. Poor guy was probably as bored as can be while he was sitting on that couch with a pack of frozen peas on his leg for those 20 minutes.