1. Remember two weeks ago when some of you peckerheads were lauding Narduzzi for admittedly going cheap on NIL and making them earn it? Well, enjoy those 130-pound skeletons with feet for hands.
2. 3-something left in the game and we're needing a game-deciding stop, and that dipstick is standing in the end zone throwing t-shirts?! Complete lack of awareness. Someone should have jumped on the field and tackled him.
3. 1:58 left and we're running a Pitt Mom's segment?! Complete lack of awareness. Again, someone should have been tackled.
4. Referees out of position?!?!?!?! If this was a real college football town, there would have been more trash on the field than what China dumped in the ocean this year. And his head might have been on a spear after the game on top of that.
5. We need to join the MAC. Hopefully this volleyball arena leaves us so financially depleted that the ACC tells us to go play in Kent State's sandbox.
6. Speaking of the MAC, that's where Holstein will be finishing his career. Wanna bet?
7. Speaking of bets, anybody know a rogue bookie that will let me bet my actual beating heart on Clemson -45 next week? That will make Terrifier 2 look like My Little Pony.
8. Cancel the rest of the season. It's the noble thing to do.
9. If you have hired this offensive line to block a Jehovah Witness from getting to your front door, you're out of luck. If you have hired this o-line to block a brigade of girl scout's from getting to your door to sell you thin mints, you're going to get fat.
10. Oh well. We're Pitt. We suck, and we're supposed to suck.
... but fire Narduzzi. Mr. 7-5. Duzzzzz!
2. 3-something left in the game and we're needing a game-deciding stop, and that dipstick is standing in the end zone throwing t-shirts?! Complete lack of awareness. Someone should have jumped on the field and tackled him.
3. 1:58 left and we're running a Pitt Mom's segment?! Complete lack of awareness. Again, someone should have been tackled.
4. Referees out of position?!?!?!?! If this was a real college football town, there would have been more trash on the field than what China dumped in the ocean this year. And his head might have been on a spear after the game on top of that.
5. We need to join the MAC. Hopefully this volleyball arena leaves us so financially depleted that the ACC tells us to go play in Kent State's sandbox.
6. Speaking of the MAC, that's where Holstein will be finishing his career. Wanna bet?
7. Speaking of bets, anybody know a rogue bookie that will let me bet my actual beating heart on Clemson -45 next week? That will make Terrifier 2 look like My Little Pony.
8. Cancel the rest of the season. It's the noble thing to do.
9. If you have hired this offensive line to block a Jehovah Witness from getting to your front door, you're out of luck. If you have hired this o-line to block a brigade of girl scout's from getting to your door to sell you thin mints, you're going to get fat.
10. Oh well. We're Pitt. We suck, and we're supposed to suck.
... but fire Narduzzi. Mr. 7-5. Duzzzzz!