Pitt football has no weakness.
No weakness. None. And if you want to bet a large sum of money that it does, go ahead tough guy-I dare you. You'll rue he day you bet against Pitt football. And everyone else sucks. They're all pretenders. Those guys you see on everyone else's all-league and all-American teams are a joke and they're gonna suck in the NFL. Only teams that run the ball 100 times/game and score tons of rushing TDs are even close to as good as Pitt. Only backs over 6'2 and 250 that score more than 20 TDs are even worth having. If you're smaller than that and score less than that you suck and you will be a FAILURE in the NFL. Rushing TDs are all that matter. We will run the ball down your throats. Open wide.
We will be
no worse than 7-1 going into week 9 GUARANTEED. Who cares if we have our 3rd new OC and playbook in 3 years, and a band-aid marginal starter at QB. Those are just weak excuses for LOSERS. Nobody can touch us. The last 30 years of struggles don't mean $hit. They didn't even happen. This is the year. We are going all the way. Clemson is the only roadblock and we will beat them because we have Conner and he's better than Watson, because he scores more rushing TDs and Watson's TD to INT ratio isn't the best. None of the other players matter, well, except for maybe the DL, but we have the best one of those too, because other programs like Clemson have graduated some of their DL starters. And we have Hendrix, who had 2 tackles at UT and has never played a down for us, but he was a big recruit, the coaches say he looks great in practice, and he plays for Pitt now so he will be DOMINANT. Sure, we lost Render, KK and Scarpinato, but they were just holding us back anyway. The freshman guys will instantly be way better.
To summarize: Pitt great, everyone else sucks, didn't play anybody, don't score enough rushing TDs, don't have dominant DLs, and if they had any good players last year, they lost them all to graduation.
Conner is the greatest player in college football history, the rest are just wannabe pretenders.
Pitt 136, Clemson 14.