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1. Always makes good eye contact
2. Must spend at least 3.5 seconds talking to the opposing coach in the post-game handshake line.
3. Good hair
4. Uses Twitter frequently
5. Must always be completely reserved on the sidelines
6. Can't smile, because this means he doesn't want to win


Disclaimer ... just having a little fun here during this time of uncertainty. Please don't take this seriously!
 
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DT_PITT said:
Feel free to add ...

1. Always makes good eye contact
2. Must spend at least 3.5 seconds talking to the opposing coach in the post-game handshake line.
3. Good hair
4. Uses Twitter frequently
5. Must always been completely reserved on the sidelines
6. Can't smile, because this means he doesn't want to win


Disclaimer ... just having a little fun here during this time of uncertainty. Please don't take this seriously!
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No mustache
 
Doesn't perspire excessively, or at least has the sense to wear an undershirt.
 
Preferences

1) Past proven winner and a true champion at some level
2) Coaches players up
3) Under 50 years old
4) Proven track record to win at multiple jobs
5) Puts players in the NBA
6) Knows how to recruit and how to hard sell a recruit on a quality University like Pitt. Closes a recruit to come to Pitt
7) Wins with integrity
 
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paulbl99 said:
To be honest I don't have a clue why I said that

What about Happy Days?
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In one episode, Fonzie had a list of requirements that he needed in a wife. The first was "no mustache."

He found her, but she ended up being "The Lone Stripper" so they didn't get married.

I don't know why my brain retains this kind of stuff.
 
DT_PITT said:
Feel free to add ...

1. Always makes good eye contact
2. Must spend at least 3.5 seconds talking to the opposing coach in the post-game handshake line.
3. Good hair
4. Uses Twitter frequently
5. Must always been completely reserved on the sidelines
6. Can't smile, because this means he doesn't want to win


Disclaimer ... just having a little fun here during this time of uncertainty. Please don't take this seriously!
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I know you are joking but no one ever said a coach can't be excited on the sideline. Maybe not whining after every single play is more accurate representation of how people feel.
 
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DT_PITT said:
Feel free to add ...

1. Always makes good eye contact
2. Must spend at least 3.5 seconds talking to the opposing coach in the post-game handshake line.
3. Good hair
4. Uses Twitter frequently
5. Must always been completely reserved on the sidelines
6. Can't smile, because this means he doesn't want to win


Disclaimer ... just having a little fun here during this time of uncertainty. Please don't take this seriously!
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7. Collar stays must work. No collars outside jacket lapel.
 
bobfree said:
I know you are joking but no one ever said a coach can't be excited on the sideline. Maybe not whining after every single play is more accurate representation of how people feel.
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Of course not. It's hyperbole for comedic purpose.
 
DT_PITT said:
In one episode, Fonzie had a list of requirements that he needed in a wife. The first was "no mustache."

He found her, but she ended up being "The Lone Stripper" so they didn't get married.

I don't know why my brain retains this kind of stuff.
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Lol
Definitely no then ... Was a fan though and believe or not, related to Leather!!
 
Must play freshmen more than experienced seniors.
3 hours of FT practice per day.
Must provide substitutions patterns in writing to the AD no later than 3 hours before game time
 
DC_Area_Panther said:
Only requirement is winning enough to be in the top 20 every year and make the Sweet 16 or better every other year. Nothing else matters.
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We are an ACC program in an urban setting, after all. Those are perfectly reasonable expectations given those inherent advantages.
 
KiwiJeff said:
Must play freshmen more than experienced seniors.
3 hours of FT practice per day.
Must provide substitutions patterns in writing to the AD no later than 3 hours before game time
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I hearby find these to be acceptable!
 
Chews On towels during game.
Can throw chairs with spin.
Must have snazzy name for offense or defense or both. Havoc / dunk city comes to mind
 
Must never schedule a Home and Home non-conference game against a quality opponent. Then when asked about it say everybody is scared of the Pete.
 
Here's another:

Not allowed to use the phrase "Recruit to Shoot" if he signs players who miss shots.
 
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-One last comment this evening.

-Jamie Dixon went from smiling with 5 minutes to go in the game with the game on the line to crying in the press conference with littered excuses. He let himself down, his players down, his team down, the fans down, and the entire University down. And now he is talking to TCU. That is a complete joke. Where is the leadership and taking responsibility?

-Jamie Dixon needs to look himself in the mirror real hard right now. You folks have a great evening.
 
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