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Jay Paterno. Craziest SMF post ever? Maybe but listen a sec.

JayPa is desperate to get back into coaching and may have enough built up hate towards PSU for what he thinks they did to him and his dad, he may recruit his @$$ off against Franklin who I cant imagine he thinks very highly of. Who better to sell against Penn State than a Paterno. Can you imagine?

I dont know what position he'd coach but I never buy all the message board stuff about how bad some assistant coaches are at coaching. We've heard what terrible coaches Jeff Hafley and Tony Gibson were and they are doing fine.

I hate everything the Paterno's stand for, believe me. But in some weird way, I think JayPa could be good for Pitt football. His dad is still universally loved in PA and his name opens doors.

Ok, go ahead.
 
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I defend many of your posts that others attack...but there is no defending this one smf. The guy has done absolutely nothing in his career that screams we need to hire him
 
How could you even suggest such a name and be serious about it SMF?? In all seriousness suggesting Pitt (which is trying to be relevant again in football after 30+ years or so) hire ANYONE with a last name of Paterno is disgraceful on your end. It really is and it's not the least bit funny.
 
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I expected these responses and I admit its a crazy idea but after seeing Franklin use Majors for a publicity stunt like Kim Jong Un using Clinton when he went to negotiate that prisoner release, I think it would be entertaining to see the PSU fans freak out that a Paterno has gone over to the Good Guys. That's WWF stuff right there.
 
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I would honestly root, ACTIVELY ROOT, against pitt if such a hire was made..
I expected these responses and I admit its a crazy idea but after seeing Franklin use Majors for a publicity stunt like Kim Jong Un using Clinton when he went to negotiate that prisoner release, I think it would be entertaining to see the PSU fans freak out that a Paterno has gone over to the Good Guys. That's WWF stuff right there.
Difference is, majors 2 era was so pathetic that pitt fans could have cared less..
 
SMF
please
for the love of god
give decaf a try
and see a psychiatrist as well
it's a matter of time til your racing thoughts become dangerous
 
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Jay Paterno. Craziest SMF post ever? Maybe but listen a sec.

JayPa is desperate to get back into coaching and may have enough built up hate towards PSU for what he thinks they did to him and his dad, he may recruit his @$$ off against Franklin who I cant imagine he thinks very highly of. Who better to sell against Penn State than a Paterno. Can you imagine?

I dont know what position he'd coach but I never buy all the message board stuff about how bad some assistant coaches are at coaching. We've heard what terrible coaches Jeff Hafley and Tony Gibson were and they are doing fine.

I hate everything the Paterno's stand for, believe me. But in some weird way, I think JayPa could be good for Pitt football. His dad is still universally loved in PA and his name opens doors.

Ok, go ahead.
SMF, the total time it took you to concoct this post is time you can never get back. Think about this next time you get the urge to write something like this and just use your time more wisely. Watch some grass grow or watch some paint dry.
 
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I expected these responses and I admit its a crazy idea but after seeing Franklin use Majors for a publicity stunt like Kim Jong Un using Clinton when he went to negotiate that prisoner release, I think it would be entertaining to see the PSU fans freak out that a Paterno has gone over to the Good Guys. That's WWF stuff right there.
Um, huh????
 
Jay Paterno. Craziest SMF post ever? Maybe but listen a sec.

JayPa is desperate to get back into coaching and may have enough built up hate towards PSU for what he thinks they did to him and his dad, he may recruit his @$$ off against Franklin who I cant imagine he thinks very highly of. Who better to sell against Penn State than a Paterno. Can you imagine?

I dont know what position he'd coach but I never buy all the message board stuff about how bad some assistant coaches are at coaching. We've heard what terrible coaches Jeff Hafley and Tony Gibson were and they are doing fine.

I hate everything the Paterno's stand for, believe me. But in some weird way, I think JayPa could be good for Pitt football. His dad is still universally loved in PA and his name opens doors.

Ok, go ahead.
Simple
You are off your nut

One good thing...next to stating that soccer players train more than other athletes you are not ever likely to come up with anything this stupid

PleAse stop
 
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Trust me when I say the vast majority of Penn State fans would rejoice at Jaypa landing at Pitt. There is no evidence he can coach at all and he is a very lazy recruiter. He would do nothing but occupy a coach spot and would enhance your program in no discernible way. Nice guy, has some smarts but he should not be coaching at the major college level.
 
Pitt had its chance when Pederson was fired...but nooooo....they had to hire Barnes when JayPa was there for a song...And by the time Gallagher leaves, JayPa will be spoken for, I'll bet...
 
I expected these responses and I admit its a crazy idea but after seeing Franklin use Majors for a publicity stunt like Kim Jong Un using Clinton when he went to negotiate that prisoner release, I think it would be entertaining to see the PSU fans freak out that a Paterno has gone over to the Good Guys. That's WWF stuff right there.
And in posting this, you retire the "Dumbest post of the year trophy" Congrats. You are now free to resurrect the "Steelers & Pirates to Butler County. Pitt to play FB at PNC Park" suggestion.
 
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I expected these responses and I admit its a crazy idea but after seeing Franklin use Majors for a publicity stunt like Kim Jong Un using Clinton when he went to negotiate that prisoner release, I think it would be entertaining to see the PSU fans freak out that a Paterno has gone over to the Good Guys. That's WWF stuff right there.
So close SMF....except PSU fans don't even like Jay.
 
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Jay Paterno. Craziest SMF post ever? Maybe but listen a sec.

JayPa is desperate to get back into coaching and may have enough built up hate towards PSU for what he thinks they did to him and his dad, he may recruit his @$$ off against Franklin who I cant imagine he thinks very highly of. Who better to sell against Penn State than a Paterno. Can you imagine?

I dont know what position he'd coach but I never buy all the message board stuff about how bad some assistant coaches are at coaching. We've heard what terrible coaches Jeff Hafley and Tony Gibson were and they are doing fine.

I hate everything the Paterno's stand for, believe me. But in some weird way, I think JayPa could be good for Pitt football. His dad is still universally loved in PA and his name opens doors.

Ok, go ahead.
Well, you certainly thinking outside the Box and Jay could contribute in recruiting, and your novel idea could put Jay in charge setting up Recruiting Summer Camps & Coaching Clinics with Jack Sherrill and Johnny Majors!

Penn State would love that idea because it could hurt his Lawsuit against them and in exchange for that hiring, Pitt could tell Penn State if we do it, you must play Pitt for 30 straight years!

Nothing would undermine Franklin Recruiting than Jay Paterno at Pitt or Temple if Rhule leaves! Oh, except for losing to OSU, MSU, UM & PITT!


JOHNNY MAJORS IS THE MAN THAT SHOULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

GOOD POST SMF!
 
I expected these responses and I admit its a crazy idea but after seeing Franklin use Majors for a publicity stunt like Kim Jong Un using Clinton when he went to negotiate that prisoner release, I think it would be entertaining to see the PSU fans freak out that a Paterno has gone over to the Good Guys. That's WWF stuff right there.
Hell, might as well put the Joe Statue back up on Pitt Campus as part of the deal, and charge money to see it that goes to Pitt Football, and secure the Rights to Paterno's Name assigned to Pitt, so Penn State has to pay Pitt to use them to cover costs for Pitt Football? Make Jay work under Pederson for this project too, that will drive both bonkers!
 
SMF, I love your posts and one of the biggest reasons is that you think outside the box and have your own train of thought. But this is one of those where you might want to read it to yourself a couple of times before hitting the big blue 'Post Reply' button. Just sayin.
 
I truly believed VJPitt was the craziest poster, but you have just moved into a tie for first place.

Scott paterno as team nutritionist, now that is funny stuff.
 
Your posts are often thought provoking, but this takes thought provoking to a different level. It doesn't make us think about the subject of your post, it makes us wonder about your sanity when you post something like this at 4:25 in the afternoon. What is going on in your life?
 
Jay Paterno. Craziest SMF post ever? Maybe but listen a sec.

JayPa is desperate to get back into coaching and may have enough built up hate towards PSU for what he thinks they did to him and his dad, he may recruit his @$$ off against Franklin who I cant imagine he thinks very highly of. Who better to sell against Penn State than a Paterno. Can you imagine?

I dont know what position he'd coach but I never buy all the message board stuff about how bad some assistant coaches are at coaching. We've heard what terrible coaches Jeff Hafley and Tony Gibson were and they are doing fine.

I hate everything the Paterno's stand for, believe me. But in some weird way, I think JayPa could be good for Pitt football. His dad is still universally loved in PA and his name opens doors.

Ok, go ahead.
So you say "I never buy all the message board stuff about how bad some assistant coaches are at coaching." After Jay's daddy got canned and he left as QB coach and O'Brien took over, their senior QB said during spring ball that he'd learned more in three weeks than he'd learned in his previous 4 years.
Do you buy that?
 
smf, punch yourself in the face...just do it now. nothing more needs to be said.


Jay Paterno. Craziest SMF post ever? Maybe but listen a sec.

JayPa is desperate to get back into coaching and may have enough built up hate towards PSU for what he thinks they did to him and his dad, he may recruit his @$$ off against Franklin who I cant imagine he thinks very highly of. Who better to sell against Penn State than a Paterno. Can you imagine?

I dont know what position he'd coach but I never buy all the message board stuff about how bad some assistant coaches are at coaching. We've heard what terrible coaches Jeff Hafley and Tony Gibson were and they are doing fine.

I hate everything the Paterno's stand for, believe me. But in some weird way, I think JayPa could be good for Pitt football. His dad is still universally loved in PA and his name opens doors.

Ok, go ahead.
 
JayPa is desperate to get back into coaching and may have enough built up hate towards PSU for what he thinks they did to him and his dad, he may recruit his @$$ off against Franklin who I cant imagine he thinks very highly of.
That is actually a very valid point. However I don't wan't a Paterno acolyte here and quite frankly JayPa was never really a good coach.
 
How about we hire Jerry Sandusky. He can review film and come up with schemes from jail. No one hates the current administration at PSU more than ole Jer. One weakness and they ruined his life. Just imagine how hard he'd work for us to get back at them. Plus prisons are a great spot for recruiting. Have you seen some of the beasts in jail? Just watch Lock Up on MSNBC next Friday night. You'll see the potential.
 
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