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Need some help from liberal men here

We have company coming over the husband is lactose intolerant.
What is the best brand of soymilk?
I carpool to hockey with a retired dairy farmer. He's 69 years old and plays center. Slowing down a bit but still plays both ends of the ice and just grinds in front of the net. Not a weak guy at all.
He developed lactose intolerance a couple years ago.
He was furious. He was saying "How can I be lactose intolerant. I'm a f-ing dairy farmer!"
But to my point, there are enzymes you can buy to add to milk to break down the lactose. Stores have milk products treated to break down or remove the lactose too.
This guy would never drink soy or oat milk. I wound him all up about that and it was hilarious. "Soy beans and oats don't have tits! It's not f-ing milk!" He calls it soy semen.
 
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I carpool to hockey with a retired dairy farmer. He's 69 years old and plays center. Slowing down a bit but still plays both ends of the ice and just grinds in front of the net. Not a weak guy at all.
He developed lactose intolerance a couple years ago.
He was furious. He was saying "How can I be lactose intolerant. I'm a f-ing dairy farmer!"
But to my point, there are enzymes you can buy to add to milk to break down the lactose. Stores have milk products treated to break down or remove the lactose too.
This guy would never drink soy or oat milk. I wound him all up about that and it was hilarious. "Soy beans and oats don't have tits! It's not f-ing milk!" He calls it soy semen.
Did he drink raw milk ?
 
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I carpool to hockey with a retired dairy farmer. He's 69 years old and plays center. Slowing down a bit but still plays both ends of the ice and just grinds in front of the net. Not a weak guy at all.
He developed lactose intolerance a couple years ago.
He was furious. He was saying "How can I be lactose intolerant. I'm a f-ing dairy farmer!"
But to my point, there are enzymes you can buy to add to milk to break down the lactose. Stores have milk products treated to break down or remove the lactose too.
This guy would never drink soy or oat milk. I wound him all up about that and it was hilarious. "Soy beans and oats don't have tits! It's not f-ing milk!" He calls it soy semen.
Now that's funny
 
But Did it make him become a liberal?
No way. The other guy we carpool with is really liberal. I get those two at it. We drive 2.5 hours one way to play hockey on Sundays, so getting them going passes the time.
The retired farmer does scare me. I'm sure he can still scrap. And he can pretty much do or fix anything. A man's man. He makes fun of a lot of stuff I try while pretending to farm on our lifestyle block. But he also helps me fix it. On of my favorite people. Freaking Legend.
 
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No way. The other guy we carpool with is really liberal. I get those two at it. We drive 2.5 hours one way to play hockey on Sundays, so getting them going passes the time.
The retired farmer does scare me. I'm sure he can still scrap. And he can pretty much do or fix anything. A man's man. He makes fun of a lot of stuff I try while pretending to farm on our lifestyle block. But he also helps me fix it. On of my favorite people. Freaking Legend.
Is the liberal lactose intolerant?
 
Is autism a side effect of liberalism too just like lactose intolerance?
Sample size is too small in this instance. I suspect correlation but not that his liberalism caused his autism. I think more likely his autism influenced his liberalism. And that makes sense as to what political ideology is most supportive of his condition.
 
Sample size is too small in this instance. I suspect correlation but not that his liberalism caused his autism. I think more likely his autism influenced his liberalism. And that makes sense as to what political ideology is most supportive of his condition.
I wonder if Republicans are more susceptible to irritable bowel syndrome.
 
I’m sure you’ll nanny state him into shape !
Nope. Comsume all the seed oils you want just like get as many jabs you want and wear as many masks you want. I’m all for natural selection

However just like cigarettes there should be appropriate warnings on possible side affects and health risks.

Seems like the libs were the commies forcing people to wear masks and take vaccines
 
No way. The other guy we carpool with is really liberal. I get those two at it. We drive 2.5 hours one way to play hockey on Sundays, so getting them going passes the time.
The retired farmer does scare me. I'm sure he can still scrap. And he can pretty much do or fix anything. A man's man. He makes fun of a lot of stuff I try while pretending to farm on our lifestyle block. But he also helps me fix it. On of my favorite people. Freaking Legend.
Ugh. 2.5 hours in a car with someone who is lactose intolerant doesn't sound like a great ride.
 
Nope. Comsume all the seed oils you want just like get as many jabs you want and wear as many masks you want. I’m all for natural selection

However just like cigarettes there should be appropriate warnings on possible side affects and health risks.

Seems like the libs were the commies forcing people to wear masks and take vaccines
What is a seed oil to you ? Why are they bad ? What is the superior alternative you use ?

Nobody was “forced “ to wear a mask .
You also aren’t forced to be vaccinated.
Don’t work in places that require them by your own choice, or send kids to schools which require them .

You don’t need to be accommodated for your choices .

But - back to the actual content -
Why are you for removing choices from people ?
Why are you supporting the biggest nanny state federal government ever ?!?
 
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