OT: Alien Tape

[USN_Panther]

Anyone ever use it? Does it actually work?
I ask as I found a replay of Pitt vs Clemson 2016 on ACCDN and this ad was on. I could actually use something like this if it works.
Feel free to mock me for asking. I feel like I am a sucker for targeted advertising. According to the internet ads, I must have toenail fungus, a small penis, plaque psoriasis and ED.

 

[WillyDavis33]

Anyone ever use it? Does it actually work?
I ask as I found a replay of Pitt vs Clemson 2016 on ACCDN and this ad was on. I could actually use something like this if it works.
Feel free to mock me for asking. I feel like I am a sucker for targeted advertising. According to the internet ads, I must have toenail fungus, a small penis, plaque psoriasis and ED.

So you have a case of "small" ED?

 

[USN_Panther]

So you have a case of "small" ED?

That's one of the uses for the Alien Tape.

 

[WillyDavis33]

That's one of the uses for the Alien Tape.

yikes that sounds painful

 

[Retired Pitt Fan]

I’ve used it and like it. It’s very strong and when something is affixed with it, it’s difficult to remove. You have to twist the item off. As an example, I have a bottle opener that I taped to my garage refrigerator. If I pull on it, the refrigerator will tip before the alien tape releases (seriously). They claim if it gets dirty it can be washed and reused, but I found that not to be the case.

 

[Pitt1975]

Somehow I would never associate ED and Alien tape, but USN is “down under”?….just sayin…💪💪

 

[Ronnyp91]

It does work. I used it to hang a few push-in lights in my closet. They’ve been hanging strong for 3+ years running.

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

If it's good enough for the Aliens it's good enough for the earthlings!

 

[HailtoPitt]

Does Jurkovec wear it on his hands while he's playing QB?

 

[Hardslider21]

I used the amazon brand since it was cheaper. Works great

EZlifego Double Sided Tape Heavy Duty, Extra Large Nano Double Sided Adhesive Tape, Clear Mounting Tape Picture Hanging Adhesive Strips,Removable Wall Tape Sticky Poster Tape Decor Carpet Tape(9.85FT) https://a.co/d/ecXTJR1

 

[TheWerewolfFromTwilight]

After I dislodged the screen from my dining room window and sprayed it with Flex Seal, it was clear I had a solid foundation for a boat, but how was I going to actually get anywhere in it?

That's when, during a four and a half minute TV timeout in a de facto ACC Costal anti-championship (loser clinches basement) between Virginia Tech and Duke, I saw Alien Tape. It allowed me to affix a $19 fan to the back of my ark, and now I traverse the bayou like a gator who just downed a triple espresso.

 

[USN_Panther]

After I dislodged the screen from my dining room window and sprayed it with Flex Seal, it was clear I had a solid foundation for a boat, but how was I going to actually get anywhere in it?

That's when, during a four and a half minute TV timeout in a de facto ACC Costal anti-championship (loser clinches basement) between Virginia Tech and Duke, I saw Alien Tape. It allowed me to affix a $19 fan to the back of my ark, and now I traverse the bayou like a gator who just downed a triple espresso.

These are exactly some of the applications I was considering for Alien Tape!

 

[kma0043]

I still crave a mellow mushroom pizza from when Pitt had to fill that 1230 slot on Raycom. Remember how bad Takeo Spikes was an analyst? Sad.

 

[Jakey_John]

Don’t forget that desk chair that was like 2k.