OT: Best line in a song

[mike 301]

Was just listening to an old Kinks tune . I think it's "Talk to you later" .
One line cracks me up . In the song he moves in with girl and it doesn't end like he thought .
"Well it's been 6 months . She hasn't shut up once ."
Pretty funny lyric .

Anyone else have a favorite ?

 

[RINGGOLD94]

"But I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine"

 

[TheKellyTaylor]

"Don't ask me what I think of you. I might not give the answer that you want me to."

 

[mike 301]

"Don't ask me what I think of you. I might not give the answer that you want me to."

Oh well ....

 

[NCanton Panther]

Here’s one I heard from some local country band in a bar a number of years ago that I still like:

I’m so miserable without her it’s almost like having her around.

 

[mike 301]

Here’s one I heard from some local country band in a bar a number of years ago that I still like:

I’m so miserable without her it’s almost like having her around.

Country music writers are the best for witty lines like that

 

[HailtoPitt]

But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

 

[HailtoPitt]

Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn't see?

 

[HOF Coach]

"And when I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
Sexual healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us"

--Marvin Gaye

 

[mike 301]

But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

I know . Hank .

 

[HOF Coach]

1. "Come senators, congressmen
   Please heed the call
   Don't stand in the doorway
   Don't block up the hall
   For he that gets hurt
   Will be he who has stalled
   There's a battle outside
   And it is ragin'.
   It'll soon shake your windows
   And rattle your walls
   For the times they are a-changin'."

--Bob Dylan

 

[HOF Coach]

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."

--Lou Reed

 

[Pitt-Chains]

Was just listening to an old Kinks tune . I think it's "Talk to you later" .
One line cracks me up . In the song he moves in with girl and it doesn't end like he thought .
"Well it's been 6 months . She hasn't shut up once ."
Pretty funny lyric .

Anyone else have a favorite ?

Jim Morrison lyrics ...

Ghosts crowd the young child's eggshell mind....
Lying on blood stained sheets with the bleeding virgin.. you can plan a murder or start a new religion..

 

[MajorMajors]

Tough to top Dylan but here’s a couple I always liked:

“A boy could get pneumonia sittin’ next to you...”

“I just stopped in to see what condition my condition was in.”

“Girls just want to have fun...”

“Somethings happening here; what it is ain’t exactly clear. There’s a man with a gun over there, tellin’ me I got to beware...”

Go Pitt.

 

[mike 301]

Jim Morrison lyrics ...

Ghosts crowd the young child's eggshell mind....
Lying on blood stained sheets with the bleeding virgin.. you can plan a murder or start a new religion..

The shrooms were a blooming' in Southern Cal !

 

[Parkview57]

"You can check-out anytime you want, but you can never leave"

or

"I started pacin' back and forth, and now and then I'd yell,
And kick my forty dollar shoes against the steel floor of my cell.
I'd walk awhile and kick awhile, and all night nobody came.
Then I sadly remembered that they didn't even take my name."

Starkville City Jail Johnny Cash Starkville Miss. 1965

 

[HOF Coach]

"I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself, and then make a change."

--Michael Jackson

 

[PittPanther44]

The whole first part of Thunder Road....esp...

“You ain’t a beauty but hey you’re alright. And that’s ok with me”

 

[HOF Coach]

 

[Pitt-Chains]

The shrooms were a blooming' in Southern Cal !

I'm a huge Doors fan...

Cancel my subscription to the resurrection...

 

[Pitt-Chains]

The whole first part of Thunder Road....esp...

“You ain’t a beauty but hey you’re alright. And that’s ok with me”

All the Ajax in the world ain't going to clean that dirty laundry...

 

[mike 301]

"Your breakin my heart .
You're tearin apart .
So F--k You !

--Harry Nillson .

 

[HOF Coach]

"Almost heaven...NO FRICKIN WAY!"

--Me

 

[HOF Coach]

"Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft)
You're damn right

Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother, man? (Shaft)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? (Shaft)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother (Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft (Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman (John Shaft)"

--Isaac Hayes

 

[maxwell#1]

Your sisters gone out, she’s on a date
You just sit at home and masterbate

 

[Pitt-Chains]

"Your breakin my heart .
You're tearin apart .
So F--k You !

--Harry Nillson .

Put the lime in the coconut..

 

[HOF Coach]

Your sisters gone out, she’s on a date
You just sit at home and masterbate

Oh, man...you win! I'm out...

 

[beiglepanther]

Worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
Lonely women and bad booze
Seem to be the only friends I got left at all.

 

[mike 301]

Your sisters gone out, she’s on a date
You just sit at home and masterbate

I remember hearing that when i was 10 ..
Well the rest is history ! LoL!

 

[King Of All Message Boards]

"Your breakin my heart .
You're tearin apart .
So F--k You !

--Harry Nillson .

Dam you. Stole mine.

 

[Franb]

The whole first part of Thunder Road....esp...

“You ain’t a beauty but hey you’re alright. And that’s ok with me”

And the last line: "So Mary climb in, it's a town full of losers and we're pullin' out of here to win!"

 

[mike 301]

The whole first part of Thunder Road....esp...

“You ain’t a beauty but hey you’re alright. And that’s ok with me”

 

[fairgambit]

"If I should live forever,
and all my dreams come true,
My memories of love will be of you."

Perhaps Love
John Denver and Placido Domingo

 

[ratking17]

I pimped slapped the devil

 

[King Of All Message Boards]

Me so horny
- 2 Live Crew

 

[HOF Coach]

"We'll give a grand old alleghenee, genac, genac, genac
We'll wave and cheer for many a year
And sing our songs out loud and clear
For our university."

 

[mike 301]

Everyone needs a hand to hold onto .

Everyone needs a hand to hold onto .

Don't need to be no strong hand .
Don't need to be no rich hand .

Everyone just needs a hand to hold onto .

Happy holidays everyone .

 

[Pitt-Chains]

"We'll give a grand old alleghenee, genac, genac, genac
We'll wave and cheer for many a year
And sing our songs out loud and clear
For our university."

Over fate and foe victorious...

 

[Pitt-Chains]

Everyone needs a hand to hold onto .

Everyone needs a hand to hold onto .

Don't need to be no strong hand .
Don't need to be no rich hand .

Everyone just needs a hand to hold onto .

Happy holidays everyone .

Perfect timing !

Merry Christmas !

 

[bethanyb]

I really love your peaches want to shake your tree