OMG. Politcal correctness or not, that was freaking hilarious. Eddie Murphy at his best.
OT: Best line in a song
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Unfortunately for all of us, they probably wouldn’t perform ^^^that^^^ skit today.
Out of all these it has been this song stuck in my head all day... which likely says something, I guess...
"Get off the table, Mabel...the five bucks is for the beer!"
“In the garden I was playing the tart, I kissed your lips and broke your heart”
Not expecting anyone else to know the song or the line (other than Owt), and I don’t even know what it means. But I always liked it.
Not expecting anyone else to know the song or the line (other than Owt), and I don’t even know what it means. But I always liked it.
“We met as soulmates on Parris Island, We left as inmates from an asylum” - Billy Joel
(He may have been singing about this board)
That whole song is a great lyric
Also...
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time. Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines. Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say.
-Pink Floyd
Not much of what you say makes any sense
Cook up some myths then ask for obedience
Even though you mean well, well, most of the time
You've aided delusion and created bias in our minds
-Jose Gonzalez, "Abram"
You looked right through me, there was no one else
I sat beside you and became myself
-Joshua Radin, "Today"
“I still remember the 35 sweet goodbyes when you put me on the Wolverines up to Annandale.”
Best description of a sexual act in Rock and Roll history.
A papa oom mow mow A papa oom mow ma mow .
Ba ba ba bird bird bird . Ba ba ba bird is the word !
Ba ba ba bird bird bird . Ba ba ba bird is the word !
The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars.
If I could rate 'em on a scale from 1 to 10
I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when tomorrow morning comes,
And I wake up with a number 1
I swear I'll never do it anymore
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars.
If I could rate 'em on a scale from 1 to 10
I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when tomorrow morning comes,
And I wake up with a number 1
I swear I'll never do it anymore
Went home with a secretary
Woke up with Secretariat .
Is that from a song or did I make that one up ? Lol .
That is easy, Dan Hicks song
"How can I miss you when you won't go away?" That is the song I played at the end of every night when I DJ'd at Peter's Pub.
I think I may have been there for that once or twice !
Seattle is rather fond of flannel
Rice-a-Roni is the San Francisco treat
Las Vegas is full of drugs and hookers
but Las Vegas is too far away for me
Philadelphia's full of jerks and assholes
Florida's where they all will move to die
But I'll be getting drunk for seven dollars
In a classy little joint on the Southside
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact
And every time I leave, I'm sure I won't be welcome back
Well, I rave and rant and I lose my pants and it always ends the same
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
-ceann
Rice-a-Roni is the San Francisco treat
Las Vegas is full of drugs and hookers
but Las Vegas is too far away for me
Philadelphia's full of jerks and assholes
Florida's where they all will move to die
But I'll be getting drunk for seven dollars
In a classy little joint on the Southside
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact
And every time I leave, I'm sure I won't be welcome back
Well, I rave and rant and I lose my pants and it always ends the same
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
-ceann
Well .. Maybe if you pull them up once in a God damned while.........
Kinda the "Boot straps of today"
1) My futures' so bright; I gotta wear shades.
2) Cops in cars; the topless bars.....
2) Cops in cars; the topless bars.....
I love that band and that line because as a drunken college kid-
To make sure I wouldn’t drive drunk- I’d just take my pants off with the keys in them.
And the one guy would wear a Pitt flag as a kilt
One for the country fans from The Voice...Vern Gosdin
That just about does it...don't it
That'll just about kill it...won't it
Maybe we should call a truce
We could..but what's the use
That just about does it...don't it
and from Simon and Garfunkle
and the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls..
and tenement halls...
Is there gas in the car?
Yes, there’s gas in the car
I think the people down the hall know who you are
Yes, there’s gas in the car
I think the people down the hall know who you are
I went through the motions with her/
Her on top, and me on liquor....
She............has fancy clothes and diamond rings.....
She...........has men who give her anything she wants, but they dont see......
That
What
She
Wants
Is
Me.........
She...........has men who give her anything she wants, but they dont see......
That
What
She
Wants
Is
Me.........
There is a limited playlist of songs that should be played only at night - around a fire pit or a camp fire - and “Harvest Moon” is one of those songs.
So there be
No more need to smoke and hide
When you know you're takin'
Illegal ride
Legalize marijuana
Down here in Jamaica
It the only cure for glaucoma
I'm another Minister
Peter Tosh
I said a pressure drop,
Oh pressure, oh yeah
Pressure's gonna drop on you
I said pressure drop
Oh pressure, oh yeah
Pressure's gonna drop on you
Toots & the Maytals
Will I live tomorrow? Well I just can't say Will I live tomorrow? Well I just can't say
But I know for sure
I don't live today
Jimi Hendrix
Got a wife in Chino, babe
And one in Cherokee
First one says she's got my child
But it don't look like me
And one in Cherokee
First one says she's got my child
But it don't look like me
Now this is songwriting for the ages:
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next
I'm so f-in’' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so f-in'...
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next
I'm so f-in’' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
I'm so f-in'...
I wear black on the outside
'Cause black is how I feel on the inside
And if I seem a little strange.
Well, that's because I am
Unloveable, The Smiths (the lines are sequential, but different verses, so it doesn't flow in this context, but both are so great I included both)
uncut, and in its entirety, great tune.
over the border, there lies the promised land, everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand---Genesis
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Morrissey was one messed up dude. His lyrics were certainly his way of telling the world.
Not his most provocative words, but how could we forget these:
I’m so very sickened
Oh, i am so sickened now
Still, it was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
Ah...
Still, it was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
A good lay, ah...
Oh, it was a good lay
It was a good lay
It was a good lay
Oh, it was a good lay
Good lay, good lay
25 years later, i’m just glad my kids never asked me while listening to the song in the car , “what does that mean, Dad?”
George Thorogood
"one bourbon, one scotch, one beer"
He's cute too.Haha.
"save a horse ride a cowboy"
Signed: Mrs Buffett
Go CSU RAMS & PITT Panthers
"one bourbon, one scotch, one beer"
He's cute too.Haha.
"save a horse ride a cowboy"
Signed: Mrs Buffett
Go CSU RAMS & PITT Panthers
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