“Common Hobbes Hit The Skin off the Ball” or “Strap God Wants You on the Floor”.
OT: Best Sports Line From a Movie
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“Are you saying Jesus Christ couldn’t hit a curveball?”
“i want to announce my presence with authority !”
“you eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?”
“i want to announce my presence with authority !”
“you eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?”
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.
“I don’t want them to gain another yard. You blitz all night. If they cross the line of scrimmage, I’m going to take every last one of you out. You make sure they remember, FOREVER, the night they played the Titans!”
“Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather that Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.”
"This guy blows dead dogs. Just lay it in there."
"Eat shit and die, Ricky!"
"Eat shit and live, Bill"
Baseball game from Sleepaway Camp
"Eat shit and die, Ricky!"
"Eat shit and live, Bill"
Baseball game from Sleepaway Camp
If you build it, he will come.
There's no crying in baseball
There's no crying in baseball
This guy threw at his own kid in the father-son game.
Do you want to play football? NO!
It’s against the guards..........OK!
Longest Yard.
It’s against the guards..........OK!
Longest Yard.
I did get a roughing call against my son in the parents vs peewees game. My other son was the ref, so the call was questionable IMO....
"Listen up ladies, Brian Riley is going to USC muthableepers!"
"All I have to do is maintain my fantastic 2.0 grade point average and everything is cool".
"All I have to do is maintain my fantastic 2.0 grade point average and everything is cool".
"Hit em with your purse, ya pussy!" ....Slapshot
just watched the uncut version the other night.... yep, still cried....
Speaking of James Caan, do you realize that if Sonny Corleone had an EZPASS, he might still be alive?
pittdan77
Athletic Director
“You‘re gonna need a bigger boat..” Hey, try reeling in anything from the ocean...should be an Olympic sport if you ask me.
I'M TRYIN' TO LISTEN TO THE F**KIN' SONG-Slap Shot
"We're gonna get laid, we're gonna get drunk, and we're gonna win state but not tonight"
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I can't believe a certain poster here hasn't put this one out there yet:
"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice."
That movie has about a dozen that could be on any list like this.
"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice."
That movie has about a dozen that could be on any list like this.
