All that is needed for Pitt to rocket to the top 20 in collegiate sports is to follow the successful example of Penn State.
We need the respected medical and health schools of the university to start conducting and releasing bogus research glorifying the experiment drugs of Big Pharma and predicting the total eradication of cancer, heart disease, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Schizophrenia, balding and aging due to the use of these drugs.
Not only would Pfizer build us an on campus stadium, but all scholarships would be fully funded by Merck, 100's of millions would be donated to the general and athletic funds, and Roche, Novartis, Glaxo Smith, Kline and others would build us, gratis, a towering " Big Pharma" school, staffed by their own employees.
Follow the leader!