Pregame Observations.
1) If the stinky hippie who was sitting in my seat is on this board, you stink like patchouli. I'm in the nose bleeds, but I got this 200 seat on the aisle because I urinate often. Don't sit in my seat again.
2). Miami is warming up on both ends of the court. Very poor sportsmanship.
3). I'm wearing a special lycra pant and have gone publicly Canadian for the first time in my life. It feels good. Shout out the bulge (or lack there of).
4) Hello to Carl Krauser who is at the game this afternoon. Someone of his stature should have season tickets for life.
5). I don't understand wearing a warmup tank top in pregame. I'm looking at you Miami. Waste of laundromatic resources.
6) QR codes on the jumbotron. Do those actually work?
7) Goldmember uniforms today. I like them.
8). Wifi not working
9) Here comes the high stepper ref is here and will be officiating
10) Cold Hearted Snake by the Pep Band. Why