- 30 seconds into the game, Purdue will take a 2-0 lead. PittPoker will proclaim the season over. Phil will login and make fun of James Robinson's weight.
- At the 10 minute mark of the first half, Pitt will take a 20-19 lead. PittPoker will declare Pitt to be Final Four bound. Phil will change to his third username of the night after the first two are banned.
- At halftime, Purdue will have a 37-36 lead. pittizit will start a thread calling for Jamie Dixon's firing because he simply can't recruit well enough to compete against good teams. Phil, on his 5th username of the night, will misspell Dixon's name 6 times in a post where he makes fun of James Robinson's weight.
- With 8 minutes to go in the game and the score tied at 58..... Jamel Artis will score and get fouled. He will miss the free throw, leaving Pitt's lead at 60-58. Despite Pitt being 13-17 at the FT line for the game, there will be three threads started about how Pitt's lack of FT shooting is going to kill them all year and a bunch of responses crying that Jamie doesn't work on FT shooting enough in practice.
- With 3 minutes to go, Purdue will take a 71-70 lead on a three pointer from 8 feet beyond the 3P line. Souf will post about how our perimeter defense still sucks.
- With the score tied at 76, Pitt will have possession. After running the shot clock down to 5, Artis will miss a jumper and be fouled. He will miss the FT, make the second, and just as Purdue (without any remaining timeouts) is about to inbound the ball, Jamie Dixon will call timeout to set the defense. During the timeout, 18 threads will be started about how big a moron Dixon is for calling timeout. Phil, on his 13th username for the night, will post about Jamie only being able to beat cupcakes.
- Purdue will inbound the ball and take a desperation half-court heave at the buzzer that will bank in. But upon further review, the Purdue player will be shown to not have gotten the shot off in time. Pitt wins 77-76!
- PittPoker proceeds to buy Final Four tickets. pittizit proclaims that we will be ACC champs. 80% of the fan base still calls Dixon a moron that got lucky. Phil, after his 16th username for the night gets banned, calls it a night and goes to bed.
Let's see how accurate I am.
- At the 10 minute mark of the first half, Pitt will take a 20-19 lead. PittPoker will declare Pitt to be Final Four bound. Phil will change to his third username of the night after the first two are banned.
- At halftime, Purdue will have a 37-36 lead. pittizit will start a thread calling for Jamie Dixon's firing because he simply can't recruit well enough to compete against good teams. Phil, on his 5th username of the night, will misspell Dixon's name 6 times in a post where he makes fun of James Robinson's weight.
- With 8 minutes to go in the game and the score tied at 58..... Jamel Artis will score and get fouled. He will miss the free throw, leaving Pitt's lead at 60-58. Despite Pitt being 13-17 at the FT line for the game, there will be three threads started about how Pitt's lack of FT shooting is going to kill them all year and a bunch of responses crying that Jamie doesn't work on FT shooting enough in practice.
- With 3 minutes to go, Purdue will take a 71-70 lead on a three pointer from 8 feet beyond the 3P line. Souf will post about how our perimeter defense still sucks.
- With the score tied at 76, Pitt will have possession. After running the shot clock down to 5, Artis will miss a jumper and be fouled. He will miss the FT, make the second, and just as Purdue (without any remaining timeouts) is about to inbound the ball, Jamie Dixon will call timeout to set the defense. During the timeout, 18 threads will be started about how big a moron Dixon is for calling timeout. Phil, on his 13th username for the night, will post about Jamie only being able to beat cupcakes.
- Purdue will inbound the ball and take a desperation half-court heave at the buzzer that will bank in. But upon further review, the Purdue player will be shown to not have gotten the shot off in time. Pitt wins 77-76!
- PittPoker proceeds to buy Final Four tickets. pittizit proclaims that we will be ACC champs. 80% of the fan base still calls Dixon a moron that got lucky. Phil, after his 16th username for the night gets banned, calls it a night and goes to bed.
Let's see how accurate I am.
