Tale of The Tape - Pitt/Pedu edition

[President Stache]

School - Pitt / Pedu
Started - 1787 / 1855
Enrollment (Main) - 28,600 / 97,500
Branch campus dummies - 0 - all smart / tree has no branches, but plenty of falling leaves
Location - Damn right, the burgh / Pennsyltucky
Known for - Many HOFers / Penn State Scandal
Curing Polio / Tipping Cows, not Jimmy Jones delivery
The Cathedral / Joe Pa statue
Head Coach - Pat Narduzzi / Slippin Jimmy
Famous Alumni - Gene Kelly / Jared from Subway Mark Cuban / Ty Burrell Andrew Melon / Jerry Sandusky Ron Paul / Matt Millen Mike Ditka / Kerry Collins (Dan Marino Mr. Rogers Larry Fitzgerald Darrell Revis Aaron Donald Curtis Martin Myron Cope all Pitt.... really I cant find any other PSUers except that guy that committed rape and now has a movie) http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-pennsylvania-state-university-alumni-and-students/reference?&var=9

Fans - Mostly casual / Straight out of a cult
Team colors - Blue/gold / Dead body blue/surrender white
To get revved - Neil Diamond / Back side of sheep
Outcome for Saturday - Win / Lose

 

[Mikefln]

School - Pitt / Pedu
Started - 1787 / 1855
Enrollment (Main) - 28,600 / 97,500
Branch campus dummies - 0 - all smart / tree has no branches, but plenty of falling leaves
Location - Damn right, the burgh / Pennsyltucky
Known for - Many HOFers / Penn State Scandal
Curing Polio / Tipping Cows, not Jimmy Jones delivery
The Cathedral / Joe Pa statue
Head Coach - Pat Narduzzi / Slippin Jimmy
Famous Alumni - Gene Kelly / Jared from Subway Mark Cuban / Ty Burrell Andrew Melon / Jerry Sandusky Ron Paul / Matt Millen Mike Ditka / Kerry Collins (Dan Marino Mr. Rogers Larry Fitzgerald Darrell Revis Aaron Donald Curtis Martin Myron Cope all Pitt.... really I cant find any other PSUers except that guy that committed rape and now has a movie) http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-pennsylvania-state-university-alumni-and-students/reference?&var=9

Fans - Mostly casual / Straight out of a cult
Team colors - Blue/gold / Dead body blue/surrender white
To get revved - Neil Diamond / Back side of sheep
Outcome for Saturday - Win / Lose

good effort, bad execution.

 

[Teh Teh]

School - Pitt / Pedu
Started - 1787 / 1855
Enrollment (Main) - 28,600 / 97,500
Branch campus dummies - 0 - all smart / tree has no branches, but plenty of falling leaves
Location - Damn right, the burgh / Pennsyltucky
Known for - Many HOFers / Penn State Scandal
Curing Polio / Tipping Cows, not Jimmy Jones delivery
The Cathedral / Joe Pa statue
Head Coach - Pat Narduzzi / Slippin Jimmy
Famous Alumni - Gene Kelly / Jared from Subway Mark Cuban / Ty Burrell Andrew Melon / Jerry Sandusky Ron Paul / Matt Millen Mike Ditka / Kerry Collins (Dan Marino Mr. Rogers Larry Fitzgerald Darrell Revis Aaron Donald Curtis Martin Myron Cope all Pitt.... really I cant find any other PSUers except that guy that committed rape and now has a movie) http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-pennsylvania-state-university-alumni-and-students/reference?&var=9

Fans - Mostly casual / Straight out of a cult
Team colors - Blue/gold / Dead body blue/surrender white
To get revved - Neil Diamond / Back side of sheep
Outcome for Saturday - Win / Lose

that was hilarious

 

[JokePa]

Could add cultural activities ...

 

[doubleAA's]

School - Pitt / Pedu
Started - 1787 / 1855
Enrollment (Main) - 28,600 / 97,500
Branch campus dummies - 0 - all smart / tree has no branches, but plenty of falling leaves
Location - Damn right, the burgh / Pennsyltucky
Known for - Many HOFers / Penn State Scandal
Curing Polio / Tipping Cows, not Jimmy Jones delivery
The Cathedral / Joe Pa statue
Head Coach - Pat Narduzzi / Slippin Jimmy
Famous Alumni - Gene Kelly / Jared from Subway Mark Cuban / Ty Burrell Andrew Melon / Jerry Sandusky Ron Paul / Matt Millen Mike Ditka / Kerry Collins (Dan Marino Mr. Rogers Larry Fitzgerald Darrell Revis Aaron Donald Curtis Martin Myron Cope all Pitt.... really I cant find any other PSUers except that guy that committed rape and now has a movie) http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-pennsylvania-state-university-alumni-and-students/reference?&var=9

Fans - Mostly casual / Straight out of a cult
Team colors - Blue/gold / Dead body blue/surrender white
To get revved - Neil Diamond / Back side of sheep
Outcome for Saturday - Win / Lose

Was thinking of actual yardage... rankings and that kinda thing too.. but this is actually better

 

[President Stache]

I had a bunch more things, but had to go to a meeting.

 

[upj87]

Easy Dodgeball comparison... Average Joes / Globo-Gym

 

[JokePa]

good effort, bad execution.

Huh?? Lol you should be executed.

 

[Mthomas]

School - Pitt / Pedu
Started - 1787 / 1855
Enrollment (Main) - 28,600 / 97,500
Branch campus dummies - 0 - all smart / tree has no branches, but plenty of falling leaves
Location - Damn right, the burgh / Pennsyltucky
Known for - Many HOFers / Penn State Scandal
Curing Polio / Tipping Cows, not Jimmy Jones delivery
The Cathedral / Joe Pa statue
Head Coach - Pat Narduzzi / Slippin Jimmy
Famous Alumni - Gene Kelly / Jared from Subway Mark Cuban / Ty Burrell Andrew Melon / Jerry Sandusky Ron Paul / Matt Millen Mike Ditka / Kerry Collins (Dan Marino Mr. Rogers Larry Fitzgerald Darrell Revis Aaron Donald Curtis Martin Myron Cope all Pitt.... really I cant find any other PSUers except that guy that committed rape and now has a movie) http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-pennsylvania-state-university-alumni-and-students/reference?&var=9

Fans - Mostly casual / Straight out of a cult
Team colors - Blue/gold / Dead body blue/surrender white
To get revved - Neil Diamond / Back side of sheep
Outcome for Saturday - Win / Lose

bad ass funny!!

Hail to Pitt

 

[JokePa]

Gooooooooooo Pitt