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The Bubble Viewing Guide Looks at the Coaching Search

UPitt '89

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Gold Member
Mar 14, 2002
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Mike Lonergan (15% chance)
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Solid coach, but nothing spectacular. Won't generate any buzz. Won't excite the ticket buyers. Pass.

Herb Sendek (2% chance)
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Come on, it ain't going to be Herbie. Even Santa Clara isn't sure they want him. Pass.

Kevin Stallings (3% chance)
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Vanderbilt wants to fire him, but can't because of his huge buyout. So they told him to look around for other jobs. He and his agent are floating his name in conjunction with every job out there. Barnes is smarter than this. Pass.

Andy Enfield (50% chance)
How did this guy...
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end up with this wife?
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If he can sell himself THAT well, the man can recruit. He's the favorite. Pitt will offer, if they haven't already, and it is up to him. Come home, Andy (or at least close to home).

Mystery Candidate (30% Chance)
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Someone not listed above. Could be good, could be bad. Could be anyone from Greenberg to Miller.
 
Mike Lonergan (15% chance)
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Solid coach, but nothing spectacular. Won't generate any buzz. Won't excite the ticket buyers. Pass.

Herb Sendek (2% chance)
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Come on, it ain't going to be Herbie. Even Santa Clara isn't sure they want him. Pass.

Kevin Stallings (3% chance)
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Vanderbilt wants to fire him, but can't because of his huge buyout. So they told him to look around for other jobs. He and his agent are floating his name in conjunction with every job out there. Barnes is smarter than this. Pass.

Andy Enfield (50% chance)
How did this guy...
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end up with this wife?
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If he can sell himself THAT well, the man can recruit. He's the favorite. Pitt will offer, if they haven't already, and it is up to him. Come home, Andy (or at least close to home).

Mystery Candidate (30% Chance)
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Someone not listed above. Could be good, could be bad. Could be anyone from Greenberg to Miller.

Well done!!
 
Is there a reason they are only interviewing bald coaches.....???...now I understand the Noel Mazzone rumors...
 
Lonergan looks like a gym class teacher. And I can't trust anyone with forearms like Teen Wolf.

I didn't know Sendek was still alive.

Enfield clearly has a huge dong and alpha male qualities. I'll take him provided I don't have to come here week to week and listen to guys talk about how she's not that hot and they've banged hotter in their lives when they likely haven't done it with the lights on for a decade.
 
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