the Onion brutally takes on Penn State

[UPitt '89]

http://onion.com/2cSFcLt

 

[Malachi Constant]

“If your immediate response to the thought of Joe Paterno is anything other than ‘Forget what he did as a football coach; that guy is a despicable human being, and I never want to see or hear that piece of $%@!’s name anywhere on the Penn State campus ever again,’ then you’ve totally lost your grasp of right and wrong,” said 29-year-old Sacramento, CA resident Alex Whelen. “Stop acting this way. Please. You’re being a bunch of delusional, selfish &%$^&@$!.”

 

[wbrpanther]

http://onion.com/2cSFcLt

Now that is a great piece of journalism.

 

[caleco's]

what's funny is the onion writes such sarcastic stuff and this piece has a more serious editorial tone to it. more truth than biting satire

 

[President Stache]

http://onion.com/2cSFcLt

I posted this yesterday and it was deleted by the monitors for some God knows what reason

 

[raleighpanther]

Thought the same. The first 80% of that was unabashed truth, no satire at all.