Gotta love the Onion...
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-report-reveals-kentucky-seniors-forced-endure--52583
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-report-reveals-kentucky-seniors-forced-endure--52583
Lol.... the Onion isn't going to destroy your hard drive.I'm not taking the bait. Something like this destroyed the hard drive on my laptop.