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The sinks at heinz

Jul 19, 2022
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Went down this past saturday first game in awhile. Good time until I go to the mens room to drain my rooster. Put soap on my hands and the sinks do not work. NONE of them. Gentlemen next to me could get nothing as well. That is bull man. I have to go rinse off in the fountain because you think these new ghost sinks are fancy. I have been turning a nob for 63 years and my water comes out just fine. Cant even imagine how much pork residue is floating around that stadium because men empty out and do not want to play those sink games. Better think twice about those nachos turkey, they might have some chopper spice. Will bring baby wipes next time UNACCEPTABLE and not convenient.
 
Went down this past saturday first game in awhile. Good time until I go to the mens room to drain my rooster. Put soap on my hands and the sinks do not work. NONE of them. Gentlemen next to me could get nothing as well. That is bull man. I have to go rinse off in the fountain because you think these new ghost sinks are fancy. I have been turning a nob for 63 years and my water comes out just fine. Cant even imagine how much pork residue is floating around that stadium because men empty out and do not want to play those sink games. Better think twice about those nachos turkey, they might have some chopper spice. Will bring baby wipes next time UNACCEPTABLE and not convenient.
You expect to wash your hands at a football game :)?

To me, the scariest thing in the world is not being able to take a dump before leaving for a game :)
 
I’m certain you’ve been pulling your knob nearly as long. Otherwise it would be as dry as a dead pile of leaves down there.
We’re 2-4 going nowhere, with perhaps the most boring offense in America other than the pro team across the hall, and we play a program even less interesting than us this weekend.

So, without these kinds of threads there frankly isn’t much reason to even come here.
 
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We’re 2-4 going nowhere, with perhaps the most boring offense in America other than the pro team across the hall, and we play a program even less interesting than us this weekend.

So, without these kinds of threads there frankly isn’t much reason to even come here.
To each his own. I enjoy some of the OT threads but there a few people who just post straight up nonsense or for attention. But as I said for those who enjoy, or somehow think this stuff is funny or clever, have at it.
 
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Went down this past saturday first game in awhile. Good time until I go to the mens room to drain my rooster. Put soap on my hands and the sinks do not work. NONE of them. Gentlemen next to me could get nothing as well. That is bull man. I have to go rinse off in the fountain because you think these new ghost sinks are fancy. I have been turning a nob for 63 years and my water comes out just fine. Cant even imagine how much pork residue is floating around that stadium because men empty out and do not want to play those sink games. Better think twice about those nachos turkey, they might have some chopper spice. Will bring baby wipes next time UNACCEPTABLE and not convenient.
Did you lather up before or after standing at the trough.
 
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I've been to 200+ games at Heinz Field and never had an issue getting a sink to turn on.
 
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Went down this past saturday first game in awhile. Good time until I go to the mens room to drain my rooster. Put soap on my hands and the sinks do not work. NONE of them. Gentlemen next to me could get nothing as well. That is bull man. I have to go rinse off in the fountain because you think these new ghost sinks are fancy. I have been turning a nob for 63 years and my water comes out just fine. Cant even imagine how much pork residue is floating around that stadium because men empty out and do not want to play those sink games. Better think twice about those nachos turkey, they might have some chopper spice. Will bring baby wipes next time UNACCEPTABLE and not convenient.
"Sink?..what is a sink?"...signed Pitt Stadium.
 
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