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Walkin’ in a Winter Wlaterland (2019 Edition)

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Prep
Nov 26, 2017
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Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left land closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin’ in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand

Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland

Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?

Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land

Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land

Hail to Pitt!!!
 
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Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land

If we lose five in 2020
Just bring back Todd and Penny
Third-cousin in Turtle Creek; she just found out last week
Walkin' into another 5-year plan :/
 
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Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land


Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land

LOL there you have it right there.... Charlie Brown whiffing on the kick again.. you are a Poet and you knowit..
 
Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left land closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin’ in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand

Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland

Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?

Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land

Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land

Hail to Pitt!!!

Buy that man a drink, and get his dog one too!
 
Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left land closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin’ in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand

Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland

Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?

Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land

Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land

Hail to Pitt!!!
Three cheers to the bard of Oakland. That's genius stuff.
 
Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left land closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin’ in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand

Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland

Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?

Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land

Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land

Hail to Pitt!!!
All I had to do was read the title, and I've been humming that tune all morning.

Nice additions for this year.

Knowing that this gets updated each year should be enough incentive for the team to win 10 games, right?
 
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Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left land closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin’ in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand

Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland

Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?

Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land

Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land

Hail to Pitt!!!

My dad started taking me to PITT games during the Sherrill years. So the laughter I get from this song is somewhat therapeutic :)

Thank you very much and keep up the good work. Looking forward to next year's version already :)

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all !!
 
Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left land closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin’ in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand

Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland

Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?

Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land

Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land

Hail to Pitt!!!

As a bard of over 50 years I will rate your effort with a single word. Outstanding!
 
Epilogue Verse:

Late collapse, what a Pitt-y
Banished to, Motor City
To play EMU, think I’d rather sniff glue
Panther Nation eternally damned

HAIL TO PITT!!!
 
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