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Walkin' in a Winter Wlaterland (2017 Edition)

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Greetings Panther Nation! I used to update this every year on the Scout site, but we have all migrated over here. I hope you enjoy it, Hail to Pitt!!!


Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin'
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin'
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa's ass
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, 'cept for 13-9
Walkin in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy skips town
Walkin' in a winter blundergraham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin' in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor Pat, white knight hero
"Stevie P, you're a zero"
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, and still won 8 games
Walkin' in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host Ped State, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in whiteout failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin' high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Hung tough at Ped State, but no-showed OK State
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Fell to Cuse and the Wolfpack
Won two, then...Tar Heel barf sack
Lost to Tech twice, at least we beat Rice
Looking like Year 3 regression land

Canes in town, undefeated
History, thrice repeated
Pickett boots left, #2 Hurricanes effed
Season-saving upset in Heinz Land

Duzz Year 4, let's get started
Losing ways, soon discarded
We found our QB, and a hungry young D
On the rise in prowling Pantherland

Hail to Pitt!!!
 
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Greetings Panther Nation! I used to update this every year on the Scout site, but we have all migrated over here. I hope you enjoy it, Hail to Pitt!!!


Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin'
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin'
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa's ass
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, 'cept for 13-9
Walkin in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy skips town
Walkin' in a winter blundergraham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin' in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor Pat, white knight hero
"Stevie P, you're a zero"
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, and still won 8 games
Walkin' in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host Ped State, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in whiteout failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin' high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Hung tough at Ped State, but no-showed OK State
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Fell to Cuse and the Wolfpack
Won two, then...Tar Heel barf sack
Lost to Tech twice, at least we beat Rice
Looking like Year 3 regression land

Canes in town, undefeated
History, thrice repeated
Pickett boots left, #2 Hurricanes effed
Season-saving upset in Heinz Land

Duzz Year 4, let's get started
Losing ways, soon discarded
We found our QB, and a hungry young D
On the rise in prowling Pantherland

Hail to Pitt!!!
Flat out brilliant. Well done!
 
Greetings Panther Nation! I used to update this every year on the Scout site, but we have all migrated over here. I hope you enjoy it, Hail to Pitt!!!


Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin'
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin'
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa's ass
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, 'cept for 13-9
Walkin in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy skips town
Walkin' in a winter blundergraham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin' in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor Pat, white knight hero
"Stevie P, you're a zero"
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, and still won 8 games
Walkin' in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host Ped State, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in whiteout failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin' high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Hung tough at Ped State, but no-showed OK State
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Fell to Cuse and the Wolfpack
Won two, then...Tar Heel barf sack
Lost to Tech twice, at least we beat Rice
Looking like Year 3 regression land

Canes in town, undefeated
History, thrice repeated
Pickett boots left, #2 Hurricanes effed
Season-saving upset in Heinz Land

Duzz Year 4, let's get started
Losing ways, soon discarded
We found our QB, and a hungry young D
On the rise in prowling Pantherland

Hail to Pitt!!!
I’m crying with laughter! That was the funniest thing I have read in a LOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time. Thank you so much!!!
 
This is beyond pathetic. Unoriginal and tired. Guys the Wlat era started 20 freakin years ago. Get over it. You're still living your pathetic under grad years. Sheesh.
 
I was worried this would be lost in our migration from the other site to here. Thanks for making my Thanksgiving weekend yet again.
 
This is beyond pathetic. Unoriginal and tired. Guys the Wlat era started 20 freakin years ago. Get over it. You're still living your pathetic under grad years. Sheesh.
I was an undergrad during Gottfried. I LOVE IT!!!! Hysterical walk down memory lane.
 
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Walking in a winter blundergraham......

I never laugh this early in the morning......and very rarely laugh this hard.....

Thanks!
 
From looking at your post history, the majority of them are being negative or critical towards someone or something. If this is how you live life, I feel sorry for you.
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I am very happy I just think this whole Wlat thing is beyond lame. Living in the past. Go dig up your Atari Vision. Ugh.
 
I am very happy I just think this whole Wlat thing is beyond lame. Living in the past. Go dig up your Atari Vision. Ugh.
Did you even read the whole thing? It's not just about the Walt years it's it's a chronology from Majors 2 to present.
 
Wow! Well done! Thanks for
Making me LMAO! You captured it all.

You have a future!
 
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