although aspirating the knee fluid isn't painful that monstrously big syringe is horrifying.
OK, so here is my big syringe story. Without getting into all the details, a long time ago my left ankle swelled up really bad, assumedly due to spending all day on my feet in a pair of new, ill fitting shoes. It got so bad I could hardly walk, so my buddy takes me to the ER.
Doctor comes in and looks at it and they take x-rays and they decide that I have fluid building up in my ankle, and it needs removed. So shortly before they start, one of the nurses comes in and says to me, "I just wanted to let you know, you are the only person in the ER right now (it was probably 10:00 at night at the time), when the doctor puts the needle in it's OK if you scream, you won't be disturbing any other patients."
Now there's something you don't want to hear at the hospital.
So the doctor comes in with the big syringe, and he sticks that needle down into my ankle joint probably seven or eight times. And it was excruciating. And he didn't get one drop of fluid out. So OK, we are done, the doctor and the nurses leave the area I was in, and I am laying there waiting for someone to come back and tell me what's next. And after a few minutes one of the nurses comes back and says "I hate to tell you this, but the doctor really thinks that there has to be fluid in the joint and he needs to get it out, so he's going to come back in and try again."
And he came back and stuck that needle into my ankle another five or six times, and again he doesn't get one drop of fluid out. Not one drop.
I've had my nose broken taking a charge playing basketball, I broke my collarbone crashing on my bike when I was about seven or eight, someone mentioned plantar fasciitis and I've dealt with that, but none of them came close to the pain when that doctor put that needle into my ankle. In fact all of those combined may not have been as bad as him sticking that needle in, over and over again.