They never disappoint. It's like they have a mutated gene or they skipped a stage in evolution or something. I think they are closer to certain animals than they are to humans in most of the other 49 states.
Porky, red-faced, ill-shaven, boisterous hicks. I can't think of another species that is so comfortable going into an opponents' territory and inciting so much obnoxious $hit.
I always find myself rooting harder against Penn State and Notre Dame, but no more. At least I can have a conversation with a Penn State fan. I've had so many negative experiences with these Fentanyl-gobbling Neanderthals that I'm done being indifferent toward them just because I know the living circumstances they have to return to once the game is over. F them all. That state should be treated like contained zombies in a horror movie: secure a perimeter around it and don't let them out.