A Break From Football & Other Topics - How Do Some People Survive?

[BuffetParrothead]

I noticed this story as the news feed was updating in my office.
How do some people survive? It wont be long for this couple but they're still around.

1. Florida couple transporting grill injured after SUV explodes
   Tribune News Service on MSN.com · 18 hours ago
   The barbecue grill in the back of the car was turned on and the propane tank was open, causing the car to explode when the wife lit a cigarette.
   

 

[Gnat91]

90 % of the population are complete idiots.

 

[pittdan77]

I noticed this story as the news feed was updating in my office.
How do some people survive? It wont be long for this couple but they're still around.

1. Florida couple transporting grill injured after SUV explodes
   Tribune News Service on MSN.com · 18 hours ago
   The barbecue grill in the back of the car was turned on and the propane tank was open, causing the car to explode when the wife lit a cigarette.

I don't know. I've done some stupid stuff by accident and was fortunate enough not to make the news.

 

[pitt-girl]

I don't know. I've done some stupid stuff by accident and was fortunate enough not to make the news.

Why do I find it hard to believe you have ever driven around in a closed car with a lit grill, powered by propane and then lit up a smoke?

Can't make this stuff up.

 

[bobfree]

I at least appreciate what Dan is saying.

While I have never done anything that stupid, I like most people, have some doozies buried down there. Lol

 

[BuffetParrothead]

I don't know. I've done some stupid stuff by accident and was fortunate enough not to make the news.

Like the time I was working on cutting down a Large Dead ( almost the key word of the story) tree on my property instead of paying someone who actually was skilled in this endeavor. I put a large heavy ladder against the tree, climbed the ladder with my chainsaw, the tree broke at the bottom ( of course) , as Mrs Buffett ( probably instantly calculating her "new" personal net worth) and some neighbors watched in amazement as I reentered the earths atmosphere, clinging to the chainsaw and the ladder.
My first words "Am I Alive." Mrs Buffett who's younger than I replied yes dear? Not sure what the real meaning of that was? I never asked her.
Although the neighbors were concerned.

 

[RaleighPittFan]

I noticed this story as the news feed was updating in my office.
How do some people survive? It wont be long for this couple but they're still around.

1. Florida couple transporting grill injured after SUV explodes
   Tribune News Service on MSN.com · 18 hours ago
   The barbecue grill in the back of the car was turned on and the propane tank was open, causing the car to explode when the wife lit a cigarette.

Are they related to this guy?

 

[beiglepanther]

90 % of the population are complete idiots.

I think it is closer,to 40% but I know what u r saying a lot of Americans are dumb fat and lazy.

 

[recruitsreadtheseboards]

Mayhem. Florida. I mean right there, "Florida" says it all. Florida is home to old retirees, great black athletes and the dumbest white people on earth.

 

[pittdan77]

Why do I find it hard to believe you have ever driven around in a closed car with a lit grill, powered by propane and then lit up a smoke?

Can't make this stuff up.

Honestly, I wouldn't remember if I did.

 

[pittdan77]

My first words "Am I Alive." Mrs Buffett who's younger than I replied yes dear? Not sure what the real meaning of that was? I never asked her.
Although the neighbors were concerned.

I was knocked unconscious in a flag football game and my wife took pictures of me laying there to post on Facebook.

 

[Swervin27]

I once pulled lunchmeat from my fridge, wet, slimy turkey. I was going to throw it away but I just changed garbage bag and I didn't want it to smell up my kitchen so without thinking, I ate it. I actually ate something that I didn't want to throw in my garbage due to it's smell.

 

[RaleighPittFan]

I once pulled lunchmeat from my fridge, wet, slimy turkey. I was going to throw it away but I just changed garbage bag and I didn't want it to smell up my kitchen so without thinking, I ate it. I actually ate something that I didn't want to throw in my garbage due to it's smell.

Well done.

That was one of the more transparent things I've read on an anonymous message board in a long time.

Kudos.

 

[Revenge Of The Noise]

Should the mods combine this thread with most of the posts Pitt79 makes about his daily escapades