Stranger things have happened, and continue to happen with the MD story. But it would be delicious to somehow overhear the proceedings if he were to approach Pitt again.
Canada: "According to a small but very passionate group of people on pantherlair.com, you offered me 'millions' to stay last time. Funny, my agent doesn't recall actually receiving that offer at the time. Nonetheless, I'm ready to accept it now."
Lyke (covering the phone to muffle the shrieks of incredulous laughter from the exec's in the background). "First, we're very happy with the salary, I mean, the accomplishments, our current coordinator. We often pass for as many as 100 yards a game these days, you know. And we lead the country in 55-plus yard field goals. Second, how did you get this number?"