Commercials I currently hate

[Joe Magarac]

Mama Mia. Those are some speecy spicey meat a balls……all time favorite..
There as a take number but I forget let’s go with take 14.

It’s take 48….or more. Google it. You’ll laugh out loud.
The funniest part is at the end when the director says “…..OK, let’s break for lunch.”

 

[ratking17]

1877cars4kids

Those little fukin kids fake playing their musical instruments just annoys me

 

[TheWerewolfFromTwilight]

1877cars4kids

Those little fukin kids fake playing their musical instruments just annoys me

That's a great call. I can't stand that commercial. And it just has a shady feel to it when you're attaching such a big ask to a mindless jingle. What's next?

Are ya feelin' down?
Are ya feelin' blue?
1-877-KidneysForPeopleMoreImportantThanYou

 

[Pitt1975]

It’s take 48….or more. Google it. You’ll laugh out loud.
The funniest part is at the end when the director says “…..OK, let’s break for lunch.”

You tube the Hai Karate commercial. It’s a hoot.

 

[cruzer]

Kars4kids was already mentioned but it's so annoying I'll just second the thought.

I'll add any of the Progressive Insurance commercials. I find Flo beyond annoying.

 

[ratking17]

Or...if anyone has been to Atlantic city the past decade you might have seen "we buy any cars" .com explode and now is going bigger than just the NJ shore area. I hate that one as well

 

[ratking17]

 

[ratking17]

Chick filet commercials annoy me because these stories never happened in my opinion.

 

[NCPitt]

Well I hate to break free market concepts to everyone, but people don't just do a job and then randomly surprise the customer with a number afterwards.

What does that have to do with charging less than the competition?

 

[TheWerewolfFromTwilight]

What does that have to do with charging less than the competition?

It's typically done as a business approach, not a charitable act. Walmart charges less than the competition; is it because they're less greedy?

 

[BTisinDC]

i cant decide if Jennifer Garner is hot or not..

I'm the same way. From a distance she's great, but get too close and that five head and pointy jaw become a distraction.

 

[str61166]

The Penelope Cruz Emirates commercials. They’re just weird with how quiet they are… and who are they even advertising to?

 

[USN_Panther]

Every time I use a sledgehammer, I have to say "You tell 'em Ray".
Anytime I hit a reset button on some device, I have to say "Hey loser. Hit the reset button!".

 

[pittiswhereiamfrom2]

The Penelope Cruz Emirates commercials. They’re just weird with how quiet they are… and who are they even advertising to?

People who can pay 10,000 usd for a flight. But it may just be promoting the “goodness” of the Emirates.

 

[str61166]

People who can pay 10,000 usd for a flight. But it may just be promoting the “goodness” of the Emirates.

I will say I flew Emirates ~6 years ago and it was really nice even in Economy, got a really good deal on the flight too. But yeah, definitely feels more like a promotional type thing for the brand.

 

[Allan McMurray]

1. The Lexus Christmas commercials

2. The Zoc Doc commerical with the unnattractive fat girl swiping through her doctor options "too good looking" "too young" etc. GTFO

 

[BillyWestFan]

Every time I use a sledgehammer, I have to say "You tell 'em Ray".
Anytime I hit a reset button on some device, I have to say "Hey loser. Hit the reset button!".

What were Ray and his friends actually doing? Just beating existing railroad tracks? Lol...

 

[kma0043]

1. Any vehicle ad.
2. Insurance ads with the exception of “turning into your parents” commercials.
3. Prescription drugs ads

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

What were Ray and his friends actually doing? Just beating existing railroad tracks? Lol...

Union work?

 

[caleco's]

i cant decide if Jennifer Garner is hot or not..

She was but now isnt. Affleck somehow twisted her into ugliness

 

[TheWerewolfFromTwilight]

What were Ray and his friends actually doing? Just beating existing railroad tracks? Lol...

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By the looks of them, attempting to derail the oncoming CSX in an act of extremely premeditated murder would be my first guess.

 

[Usuallyunusual-partdeux]

Been a while since there have been this many that boil my blood regularly airing.

1) Charles Schwab - "My dad only charged 100 bucks/window while other guys were charging 400 or 500 bucks."

Okay, Rollie Fingers. First of all, I don't believe you. Second, it sounds like your dad had no business acumen and probably bankrupted the family if that is true. Bet your mom left him for a guy who charged $350/window, and I bet they made you a stepbrother who bullies you at Thanksgiving by grabbing either side of your handle bar stache while pretending to be steering an airplane while your head bobbles about like the Saturday night Nutting giveaway.

2) Allstate - The podcast guy commercial. Don't know what it is about this guy, but he looks like he bathes in milk or something. I want to watch him get eaten by a tiger. Is there a podcast for annoying milky peckerheads who wear grandma cardigans getting eaten by tigers?

3) Capital One - Jennifer Garner. "I'm a buSSSSSSiness owner." Just the way she prununciates her words. It's so quintessential pretentious Hollywood. Ssssss... Ssssss... Ssssssss. Listening to her pronounce the letter "s" could one day replace waterboarding in terms of enemy confession techniques. Freaking brutal. And you're not a farmer. Just stop it.

Lol you gotta simmer down bro. Decent rant, but perhaps you watch too much tv. Maybe grab a nice book to read.

 

[TheWerewolfFromTwilight]

Lol you gotta simmer down bro. Decent rant, but perhaps you watch too much tv. Maybe grab a nice book to read.

That's a weird sanctimonious insult - especially to give to someone who barely turns his TV on for eight months out of the year. But enjoy your books; you must be, like, sOoOo smart!

 

[Drax1975]

I’ll listen to 93.7 The Fan on Audacy App and the never ending amount of times they play that friggin Rivers Casino commercial makes me want to scream like Arnold in Predator.

 

[PittMBA]

I’ll listen to 93.7 The Fan on Audacy App and the never ending amount of times they play that friggin Rivers Casino commercial makes me want to scream like Arnold in Predator.

I’ll throw the Wake Forest commercial in the mix - lame and gives me a headache

 

[Usuallyunusual-partdeux]

That's a weird sanctimonious insult - especially to give to someone who barely turns his TV on for eight months out of the year. But enjoy your books; you must be, like, sOoOo smart!

I am smart.....Very smart;but why would you take this as an insult. I was kidding with you because you sound like one of those people that has turned into their parent on those insurance commercials. RELAX lots of people will come for you on this board but I'm not one of them.

 

[USAF Phantom]

we need a thread on best beer commercials of all time. i think that would be interesting. i kind of remember the "tastes great, less filling" commercials fondly but i dont know if that's just because it's been 40 years..

Like the buccaneers throwback unis last week. You see them and you are like, OH MY GOD, THOSE ARE BEAUTIFUL, but they were gawd awful back in the 80s and the punchline of many jokes when they were worn every week and they just look good cause it's been 40 years..

Coke—mean Joe