"Sure, USC, we'd love to keep him on hold for you guys! So what we'll do is provide him with free room and board, as well as access to P4 coaching and strength/conditioning programs, for two years. We'll even get him some run in the games so you can check him out in live action! Then, in December of '26, you decide if you want to buy him. The price will just depend on the market rate at that time and is subject to vary.
Oh heavens no! We do not assess a fee for any of this. Our services are completely free of charge!
You're totally welcome, fellas; it's our pleasure. Will there be anything else? Okay, well you have a wonderful d... what's that?
Oh, don't be silly! You definitely do not have to wait until he is in the portal. Please, feel free to reach out to him at any time. Mi roster es su roster. Here, we'll email you his contact info as soon as we hang up. Awesome, you guys take care. Okay, bye now."
"Hey, can somebody take that call from Michigan?! I have LSU coming in at 3:30 to look at our used linebacker inventory."
Oh heavens no! We do not assess a fee for any of this. Our services are completely free of charge!
You're totally welcome, fellas; it's our pleasure. Will there be anything else? Okay, well you have a wonderful d... what's that?
Oh, don't be silly! You definitely do not have to wait until he is in the portal. Please, feel free to reach out to him at any time. Mi roster es su roster. Here, we'll email you his contact info as soon as we hang up. Awesome, you guys take care. Okay, bye now."
"Hey, can somebody take that call from Michigan?! I have LSU coming in at 3:30 to look at our used linebacker inventory."