OJ SIMPSON

[PGHShoeCobblerTheBEST]

Would pay him to lead my team out of the tunnel tonight in all black with a pair of sunglasses. Arms folded. We must EMBRACE the bad boy image. THIS CAN NOT BE SESAME STREET TONIGHT NARDUZZI!!!!!!! Must go back to the OLD big east days of Ralph Samson and Patrixk Ewing. Tonight we must protect the junkyard at all costs. PITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[King Of All Message Boards]

Ralph “Samson” played for Virginia you simpleton.

 

[rpastir]

And "Ralph Samson and Patrixk Ewing" played basketball, sooooo

 

[Upg bobcat]

Would pay him to lead my team out of the tunnel tonight in all black with a pair of sunglasses.

And wearing a pair of black Isotoners two sizes too small.

 

[MorningCoffee13]

I would say it is safe to say that the University of Colorado doesn’t have one moment of regret in hiring Deion. My guess is that his contract has been paid for double or triple what its worth.

 

[Phillypanther2]

Would pay him to lead my team out of the tunnel tonight in all black with a pair of sunglasses. Arms folded. We must EMBRACE the bad boy image. THIS CAN NOT BE SESAME STREET TONIGHT NARDUZZI!!!!!!! Must go back to the OLD big east days of Ralph Samson and Patrixk Ewing. Tonight we must protect the junkyard at all costs. PITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missed again 😒

 

[The Ole Six-Fiver]

Thinking this was going to a “To the portal” message.

Dang.

 

[TheSpecialSauce]

The OP is pulling out all the stops to make Message Board Geniuses.

 

[King Of All Message Boards]

Missed again 😒

It’s just like the speech in Animal House. Minus the funny of course.

 

[Phil_Blutarsky]

Would pay him to lead my team out of the tunnel tonight in all black with a pair of sunglasses. Arms folded. We must EMBRACE the bad boy image. THIS CAN NOT BE SESAME STREET TONIGHT NARDUZZI!!!!!!! Must go back to the OLD big east days of Ralph Samson and Patrixk Ewing. Tonight we must protect the junkyard at all costs. PITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations Mr Kudis, you are at the Top of the Delta Pledge Class..

 

[pittmaninwv]

He’s too busy finding the killer of Nicole and Ronald.

 

[cruzer]

Would pay him to lead my team out of the tunnel tonight in all black with a pair of sunglasses. Arms folded. We must EMBRACE the bad boy image. THIS CAN NOT BE SESAME STREET TONIGHT NARDUZZI!!!!!!! Must go back to the OLD big east days of Ralph Samson and Patrixk Ewing. Tonight we must protect the junkyard at all costs. PITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narduzzi tried to get OJ but he was "booked". I believe they settled on Dylan Mulvaney.

Cruzer

 

[TheWerewolfFromTwilight]

Narduzzi tried to get OJ but he was "booked". I believe they settled on Dylan Mulvaney.

Cruzer

"OMG, so I'm here at the Backyard Brawl, and I guess that's some football thingy, but I don't even know what football is."

 

[Cmart2004]

He’s a killer motivator.

 

[cruzer]

He’s a killer motivator.

He's also a hand in glove fit for the program.

 

[TheWerewolfFromTwilight]

He's also a hand in glove fit for the program.

If the glove don't fit, let's go Pitt.

 

[Fk_Pitt]

Would pay him to lead my team out of the tunnel tonight in all black with a pair of sunglasses. Arms folded. We must EMBRACE the bad boy image. THIS CAN NOT BE SESAME STREET TONIGHT NARDUZZI!!!!!!! Must go back to the OLD big east days of Ralph Samson and Patrixk Ewing. Tonight we must protect the junkyard at all costs. PITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somewhere you missed an OJ Samson joke in there.