As long as everyone is standing for the anthem and singing it at full throat, I don’t care who gets his spinal cord severed or who gets retarded for life, I’m all in.
To me it’s all about respect for the flag. I don’t care who beats up his wife or girlfriend or sexually assaults some child. As long as he does it in the most patriotic way possible, count me in.
Maybe between the quarters we can do Lee Greenwood related trivia contests?
Also, all of the teams have to wear red white and blue or camouflage green or brown. Make it super patriotic! Every single team will be named something military related or America related.
This will show those pinko commie bastards from the NFL!
“Tonight‘s game is between the Louisville Border Walls and the Memphis Blackhawk Helicopters.
“It’s a huge game for the ‘Hels.’ If they win tonight, next week they’ll square off against the winner of the West Virginia Water Boarders and the Washington Reagans.”
I can’t wait!
It seems sarcastic, but I bet there would be a market for that. I bet they could have a game of the week on Fox News and also on CBN (Christian Broadcasting Network), Get Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Rielly as color commentators, Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker in the Studio, talking about how last weeks big upset was God's wrath for the outing of a gay employee on one of the teams, put the teams in Red State, mid size hillbilly cities like Huntsville, AL or Shreveport, LA. Have the Anthem, God Bless America and a Prayer before each game, a sermon, gospel singing and a patriotic display at halftime. Should I contact McMahon about getting this done?