I like soccer but let's be honest, it is the most corrupt sport in the world and plenty of curious things happen out on the pitch. Hell, the head of UEFA and FIFA are both under international indictment as we speak.
According to prominent bookmaker Henry Hill, more soccer matches are fixed than boxing matches.
Also, the loose soccer rules are very European and alienate some Americans.
Q: Where do we line up for the free kick?
A: Eh, how about over there-ish.
Q: How much time is left in the game?
A: Eh, somewhere in the neighborhood of 3–4 minutes (depending on a bunch of other factors). I will let you know when we have reached that point.
Mine is not an attempt to impugn soccer. As I said, I like it very much. However, plenty of goofy things happen in soccer.
Now, I do have a major problem with some Americans trying to Eurofy soccer here and co-opt their morays and traditions but that's not a soccer issue, it's a cheesedick Americans issue.
Listening to Bob Ley, for example, talk how about soccer is positively nauseating. It couldn't be more pretentious.
I just don't know why a pro team in Kansas City has to take on a German name like Sporting KC or a team in Salt Lake City has to be Real Salt Lake. It's just so cheesy and inauthentic that it does impact way I look at the MLS. Again though, that's not a soccer issue, it's an MLS issue.
Here's my feeling about hockey. I love it but it definitely has its flaws and I can see why others don't like it as much as I do. It's not for everyone and that's just fine.
I like Radiohead a lot. I think they are brilliant and transformative. However, not everyone agrees. That's fine with me.
Some people prefer Prince or The Band Perry or Taylor Swift. It's all good. There's plenty of money to go around and that is why Baskin-Robbins has 31 flavors of ice cream.
My only real bone of contention is when people who admittedly don't follow the sport make all kinds of random suggestions for how to improve it.
I don't mean to be rude but how can you fix anything that you don't really know or understand? That would be like me offering my ways to fix NASCAR. I don't watch stock car racing and I don't care about it. However, it would be ridiculous for me to offer all kinds of suggestions for ways to improve the product with which I am mostly unfamiliar.
Personally, I don't think they can make hockey anything more than it is now - the fourth most popular sport in North America behind football, baseball and basketball - in that order. Soccer may catch it too in our lifetimes but it still has a ways to go.
They could eliminate fighting, improve the officiating, increase goal scoring, you name it. It wouldn't mean a hill of beans to most Americans for any number of reasons.
That's just how it goes.