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OT: Tiger Wood's too panel released....

"The report shows Tiger tested positive for Hydrocodone (painkiller, generic form of Vicodin), Hydromorphone (powerful painkiller known as Dilaudid), Alprazolam (aka Xanax), Zolpidem (sleeping pill also known as Ambien) and THC."

Wow. I'm hoping he gets some help, cause he needs it.

Doctors and the rest of America should prescribe that he use the safe, natural product THC.
 
I would take the Oxy and the Dilaudid when I had hip surgery, I'd really purposely abuse FOR FUN it too, usually would get a few bottles of high alcohol (8%) beer to slam down with it, it was really good. Funny how I never got addicted. Even though it was FUN, when it ran out I didn't care.
 
I found a way to help golf's declining ratings. Give Tiger a golf cart during tourneys. Feed him these pills and watch the hilarity ensue.
Find a way to get his ex (or the Gretzky daughter would work fine as well) into the scenario and I'd def watch. Better than the show it is today with all these anonymous guys in their polyester pants and Clark Griswold white cleats and the "Hit em wth the Heins" on every tee...
 
I would take the Oxy and the Dilaudid when I had hip surgery, I'd really purposely abuse FOR FUN it too, usually would get a few bottles of high alcohol (8%) beer to slam down with it, it was really good. Funny how I never got addicted. Even though it was FUN, when it ran out I didn't care.
I was in the hospital for a few weeks awhile back and I'd time out my pain with the start of the pens games with getting the dilaudid IV meds.. I was in there over easter and I enjoy the ten commandments so I let my pain get bad cause I wanted to get the dilaudid when the ten commandments with Charlton heston came on. got to amuse yourself somehow.

I took some pain pills last week, hydrocodone at night, had a beer or two and it was pretty relaxing. not anything I'd crave though. like I said, I don't need help feeling relaxed at night after work..
 
I remember what Mrs Buffett said on the morning of day two after surgery as she handed me the bottle of OxyCodone " this is to good get rid of it and get me something else I feel like I'm floating around."

Last year I had outpatient surgery and the surgeon gave me a Percocet scipt, one time was all it took for me to say no more. I really think that too many times these heavy pain killers are doled out for people who really don't need them. Start off with a weaker med and only give something stronger if needed.
 
He's needed help since his first wife beat him with a five iron for chasing another woman, and after the skier girlfriend knocked his tooth out for similar reasons!
Not to mention that he "entertained" Amada Duffner at his and her home in Jupiter FL while Jason Duffner was busy chasing a golf ball around trying to make a living.
I thought it was a 3 iron. Haha
 
I've come to the conclusion that if your partner/spouse cheats, it's mostly on you. Tiger's wife should take blame, as all of these alleged victims of cheating. Men or women, doesn't matter. If your partner cheated, look in the mirror.

Yes I'm sure some of me ex's cheated and I'm Moyrr than comfortable taking the blame.
 
That's an interesting point of view and it's probably true in some cases. However, in most cases I blame the cheater, not the cheating upon. I'm a big personal accountability person.
 
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Incidentally, for you younger guys, you never, ever marry "Amanda Dufners".

NEVER!

If you want to sow some wild oats and she's into it - have at it. However, DO NOT MARRY HER! You'll regret that decision approximately 100% of the time.

Trust me on that one as I have plenty of friends who have married those types of girls and I think all of them are divorced. It seems like a good idea at the time but trust me when I tell you it is fools gold.

If you think she's batshit crazy but smoking hot now, know that there will soon be a day where she is no longer smoking hot but is now twice as crazy. Don't fall into that trap.
 
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Plus we were amazed at the quantity of Hydrocodone prescribed?
Mrs Buffett took them for a few days and returned the unused to the Dr again and went on non prescription drugs just to be safe!
FYI....it's illegal to transfer a controlled substance to ANYONE....i'm sure he refused it
 
Incidentally, for you younger guys, you never, ever marry "Amanda Dufners".

NEVER!

If you want to sow some wild oats and she's into it - have at it. However, DO NOT MARRY HER! You'll regret that decision approximately 100% of the time.

Trust me on that one as I have plenty of friends who have married those types of girls and I think all of them are divorced. It seems like a good idea at the time but trust me when I tell you it is fools gold.

If you think she's batshit crazy but smoking hot now, know that there will soon be a day where she is no longer smoking hot but is now twice as crazy. Don't fall into that trap.
if ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...Jimmy Soul knew this decades ago.
 
Incidentally, for you younger guys, you never, ever marry "Amanda Dufners".

NEVER!

If you want to sow some wild oats and she's into it - have at it. However, DO NOT MARRY HER! You'll regret that decision approximately 100% of the time.

Trust me on that one as I have plenty of friends who have married those types of girls and I think all of them are divorced. It seems like a good idea at the time but trust me when I tell you it is fools gold.

If you think she's batshit crazy but smoking hot now, know that there will soon be a day where she is no longer smoking hot but is now twice as crazy. Don't fall into that trap.
In fairness to Dufner, he was (is) a dork, so I think he fell for the first pretty girl that really sunk her teeth in.

But, this appropriately pegs Amanda. She definitely liked to get around.
 
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