Tar Heels vs Panthers Predictions

I've got no idea. I was right about Clemson, way off on Miami. I think we win but I don't feel good about it.

Pitt: 44
UNC: 31
 
Pitt 51
UNC 50

This game will also lead my wife to call in a 5150 order for me and for 72 hours after I will be teaching a tall native american how to play basketball

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After games, and years of being screwed over by refs the game will end when Howell throws what looks to be a TD with 00 left on a hail mary only to have the play overturned by replay even though replay clearly shows the UNC player did indeed score. Pitt fans storm the field and after having no other real player to celebrate since the replay official won the game for us, decide to hold their hands up to the sky to praise the replay official in the sky. Christian charity association sees this while on mute and assumes Pitt is an incredibly religious school and celebrating Jesus, then donates one billion dollars to Pitt to build an on campus edifice called "Jesus Christ Field". Notre Dame sues Pitt saying they own Jesus's trademark. After a contentious battle, the courts decide to split the stadium in half, and move have the stadium to South Bend. Pitt, being out of cash, leaves half up, and uses a high school field as the other half. Agree to call the field "The Chryst GridIron sponsored by Mennen" and hire Paul Chryst back to coach. The following year on a Saturday game before a Thursday game, coach Chryst dies from years of squeaky cheese eating during the third quarter. On the Thursday night game, Coach Chryst returns from the dead during Sweet Caroline riding a Panther flanked by Sutherland, Pop Warner and Mike Ditka and commands all 5 star recruits to sign with Pitt from here on out. This happens, but most are bust and Pitt never wins another national championship... some say when all is quiet and you are on the 50 yard line of mennen field you can hear laughter from deep ... deep below of a thick glasses old coach hanging out with ole Hitler


Or, eh, could be a 42-31 game
 
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Take the over. I think UNC has 3-4 receivers performing well and a good back. I think they destroy Hallet and Pitt does it usual freezing on national television leading to a few three and outs and a turnover or two and we try to play catch up and fall at the end 52-44
 
Take the over. I think UNC has 3-4 receivers performing well and a good back. I think they destroy Hallet and Pitt does it usual freezing on national television leading to a few three and outs and a turnover or two and we try to play catch up and fall at the end 52-44
Even with the rain and wind for most of the game?
 
Pitt 51
UNC 50

This game will also lead my wife to call in a 5150 order for me and for 72 hours after I will be teaching a tall native american how to play basketball

Edit:

After games, and years of being screwed over by refs the game will end when Howell throws what looks to be a TD with 00 left on a hail mary only to have the play overturned by replay even though replay clearly shows the UNC player did indeed score. Pitt fans storm the field and after having no other real player to celebrate since the replay official won the game for us, decide to hold their hands up to the sky to praise the replay official in the sky. Christian charity association sees this while on mute and assumes Pitt is an incredibly religious school and celebrating Jesus, then donates one billion dollars to Pitt to build an on campus edifice called "Jesus Christ Field". Notre Dame sues Pitt saying they own Jesus's trademark. After a contentious battle, the courts decide to split the stadium in half, and move have the stadium to South Bend. Pitt, being out of cash, leaves half up, and uses a high school field as the other half. Agree to call the field "The Chryst GridIron sponsored by Mennen" and hire Paul Chryst back to coach. The following year on a Saturday game before a Thursday game, coach Chryst dies from years of squeaky cheese eating during the third quarter. On the Thursday night game, Coach Chryst returns from the dead during Sweet Caroline riding a Panther flanked by Sutherland, Pop Warner and Mike Ditka and commands all 5 star recruits to sign with Pitt from here on out. This happens, but most are bust and Pitt never wins another national championship... some say when all is quiet and you are on the 50 yard line of mennen field you can hear laughter from deep ... deep below of a thick glasses old coach hanging out with ole Hitler


Or, eh, could be a 42-31 game
That is the best line I have ever read on this board. Really top shelf humor.
 
I literally have no read on who is going to win. I know a lot of points will be scored but I’m just not sure which defense will make more plays/which offense makes more mistakes. I’ve picked Pitt to win every game this year and they have a real path to win this one. I predict Pitt commits to running the ball and Hammond and Izzy wear UNC out on a short week. Pickett makes big plays and doesn’t turn the ball over. Pitt wins 38-31 and the under hits! Let’s do it! #H2P
 
Points. Lots of points.

I see this as a similar game to Miami where Pitt is playing a talented but underachieving team who has had their number. Could go either way but hopefully Pitt can be motivated enough to get it done. 56-52 Pitt
 
UNC - 54
Pitt - 41

If there is moderate/heavy rain
UNC - 31
Pitt - 27
 
Carolina D and coaching are no better and they've been even more inconsistent than Pitt. So I'll say Kenny pulls another one out. But am more confident in the over.
 
I predict lots of points….

Can we agree this is a big game?

If we follow the blueprint over the last 40 years, Pitt will win the game….There will be much hoopla after the game…

Then…..they will lose next week in crushing fashion…It’s happened twice this year already… Beat Tennessee, lose the following week to WMU. Beat Clemson, lose to Miami the following week…

I hope I am wrong….but until it changes, you always have that feeling in your gut…

Pitt 38
UNC 35
 

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