* James Dickson. Jamee Dixon. Jamey. Jaime. Jamie Dick. The Dix.
* Whatever you call him (I call him Daddy), you have to agree that the man has an unbelievable penchant for crafting and manipulating/massaging teams that lose games in March in ways that you saw coming 3 hours before tipoff just staring at the empty Beast Ice cans on the shower floor.
* I still have never seen another player foul 91 feet from an opponents basket on a missed free throw... but when I saw it for the first time, I took a drink of my Beast Ice Magnum and said.. "of course, thank you Jamie, may I have another?"
* I still have never seen a team carve shapes and lines into their hair the way Biggs and Blair and crew did. Maybe we should get back to that.
* Jamie cares deeply about his seniors... in some ways, probably too much. He should throw basketballs at them like Mike Rice when he feels himself getting too attached.
* Someone shot 2-17 against Pitt and Pitt lost.
* Pitt's best guard in the past 10 years proabbly couldn't start on the 4 out of the 6 ACC teams in the S16 this year.
* In the brightest moments, Dixon's team abandon their star players and put the ball in literally the exact wrong hands. Maybe this is hyperbolic, but I am thinking this is probably right. Did someone try and rifle a pass into ANO? I think this happened, and I think he hit R2 for the shield/block.
* The future of this program is probably (from a haberdashery standpoint) in OK shape. Sean "Waterfalls" Miller is a longshot. I haven't seen that much sweat since Marco Rubio ate 11 qualuids before the Detroit debate.
* The O should give out complementary racks of Miller High Life or Pacifico after a Pitt March Madness loss.
* Probably what makes me drink the most Beast of all is that Pitt has had decent draws in March - the only one I wish we could redo was the FL draw the year when Talib went bonkers in March (why have we abandoned that trapping defense? - we blew people out including UNC.) We probably don't have the personnel for it huh - yeah, I bet that's it?
* If Dixon goes to TCU, I hope he shaves the middle section of his hair and gels the sides into horns so he literally looks like a Horned Frog.
* Milligan could have helped this team this year - this team needed someone to penetrate and guard quicks.
* Luther should have checked himself into the game at least 4x against Wisconsin. If Dixon asked what he was doing, the response should have been, "Your Job"
* At least we are another year closer to Jamie completing his Jack Nicholson transformation. The TCU job brings the Purple Joker Suit into play, so all of this "alma mater" talk should make sense now.
* Dave Wannstedt, Jamie Dixon, Clint Hurdle and Mike Tomlin in the Final Four - ceteris paribus, who wins?
* Is it weird to think that Andrew McCutcheon could start for Pitt Hoops at the 2?
* At least we have Ditka.
* Whatever you call him (I call him Daddy), you have to agree that the man has an unbelievable penchant for crafting and manipulating/massaging teams that lose games in March in ways that you saw coming 3 hours before tipoff just staring at the empty Beast Ice cans on the shower floor.
* I still have never seen another player foul 91 feet from an opponents basket on a missed free throw... but when I saw it for the first time, I took a drink of my Beast Ice Magnum and said.. "of course, thank you Jamie, may I have another?"
* I still have never seen a team carve shapes and lines into their hair the way Biggs and Blair and crew did. Maybe we should get back to that.
* Jamie cares deeply about his seniors... in some ways, probably too much. He should throw basketballs at them like Mike Rice when he feels himself getting too attached.
* Someone shot 2-17 against Pitt and Pitt lost.
* Pitt's best guard in the past 10 years proabbly couldn't start on the 4 out of the 6 ACC teams in the S16 this year.
* In the brightest moments, Dixon's team abandon their star players and put the ball in literally the exact wrong hands. Maybe this is hyperbolic, but I am thinking this is probably right. Did someone try and rifle a pass into ANO? I think this happened, and I think he hit R2 for the shield/block.
* The future of this program is probably (from a haberdashery standpoint) in OK shape. Sean "Waterfalls" Miller is a longshot. I haven't seen that much sweat since Marco Rubio ate 11 qualuids before the Detroit debate.
* The O should give out complementary racks of Miller High Life or Pacifico after a Pitt March Madness loss.
* Probably what makes me drink the most Beast of all is that Pitt has had decent draws in March - the only one I wish we could redo was the FL draw the year when Talib went bonkers in March (why have we abandoned that trapping defense? - we blew people out including UNC.) We probably don't have the personnel for it huh - yeah, I bet that's it?
* If Dixon goes to TCU, I hope he shaves the middle section of his hair and gels the sides into horns so he literally looks like a Horned Frog.
* Milligan could have helped this team this year - this team needed someone to penetrate and guard quicks.
* Luther should have checked himself into the game at least 4x against Wisconsin. If Dixon asked what he was doing, the response should have been, "Your Job"
* At least we are another year closer to Jamie completing his Jack Nicholson transformation. The TCU job brings the Purple Joker Suit into play, so all of this "alma mater" talk should make sense now.
* Dave Wannstedt, Jamie Dixon, Clint Hurdle and Mike Tomlin in the Final Four - ceteris paribus, who wins?
* Is it weird to think that Andrew McCutcheon could start for Pitt Hoops at the 2?
* At least we have Ditka.
