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The quality of posts for this board is reaching new depths as well

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Wow....the relative quality of the posts dips with the program.

Drop the Pitt name, boo Stallings, Barnes a slob, etc..

These posts are to message boards what coffee grinds are to a welcome cup of java, what a hair is to your soup, gum under your shoes on a hot day, seeing your ex drive by with her new boyfriend looking fine and laughing, enlisting in the Army on Monday and being offered a minor league baseball contract on Tuesday.

Guys, you gots to stop with the literary misery. It could be worse and here is how.

You would be worse if:
  1. Your son attends Penn State and lives in a frat
  2. Your daughter dates a guy from Penn State who lives in a frat
  3. Pearl is your last name and you are refusing to cooperate with investigators
  4. You lived in Fresno.
  5. You sit next to the wrong guy on the wrong night at the wrong restaurant in South Philly
  6. You're name is Harbaugh and you are beginning to realize you look, act and talk like Woody Hayes
  7. Your three pals fired you and hired some guy named Ringo.
  8. You look at the guy nest to you on the highway and he's aiming a pistol at you
  9. You were responsible for designing the Fort Pitt and Squirrel Hills tunnels to handle the amount of traffic the day they opened, but not the day after.

Give it a rest for awhile. Life is short.
 
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Wow....the relative quality of the posts dips with the program.

Drop the Pitt name, boo Stallings, Barnes a slob, etc..

These posts are to message boards what coffee grinds are to a welcome cup of java, what a hair is to your soup, gum under your shoes on a hot day, seeing your ex drive by with her new boyfriend looking fine and laughing, enlisting in the Army on Monday and being offered a minor league baseball contract on Tuesday.

Guys, you gots to stop with the literary misery. It could be worse and here is how.

You would be worse if:
  1. Your son attends Penn State and lives in a frat
  2. Your daughter dates a guy from Penn State who lives in a frat
  3. Pearl is your last name and you are refusing to cooperate with investigators
  4. You lived in Fresno.
  5. You sit next to the wrong guy on the wrong night at the wrong restaurant in South Philly
  6. You're name is Harbaugh and you are beginning to realize you look, act and talk like Woody Hayes
  7. Your three pals fired you and hired some guy named Ringo.
  8. You look at the guy nest to you on the highway and he's aiming a pistol at you
  9. You were responsible for designing the Fort Pitt and Squirrel Hills tunnels to handle the amount of traffic the day they opened, but not the day after.

Give it a rest for awhile. Life is short.

Not sure I get the Fresno part, but I'm with you on the rest ...
 
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