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Jul 19, 2022
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Pitt can now have a song of it's own. Inspired by talking to my buddy that worked for the water company down that way. What they are drinking is not clean.

If you are from west virginia you have drank your own poop
Go leave your baby on someone else's stoop
I won't take him in no I won't take him in
Go have an abortion, you are living in sin

A good man from the north once mated a steer
Out of the womb came a DUMB mountaineer
I won't let him in no I won't let him in
Go have an abortion, you are living in sin

Spruce street farmers market everything OVER priced
The men got poor teeth and the women got lice
I won't spend a dime no I WON'T spend a dime
He who lays with his own mother is no friend of mine

Fayette county you are about just as bad
Why is your daughter marrying her own BIOLOGICAL dad?
I won't spend a dime no I won't spend a dime
Sylvan heights cemetery, seen a junky snort a line

You think you wear navy well I don't give a damn
Why is your lady wider then my Christmas ham
I won't wear your colors and I won't marry a hoopie
How is the water, is it still nice and poopy

Cheat lake is nasty, its full of old fuel
Seen a bimbo on a pontoon boat selling her soul
I'm not your sugar daddy, get the hell away from me
Here is a secret, you drink your own pee

I wouldn't use your water to feed to a dead tree
Are you really this stupid, that you thirst for your own pee
You are eating your waste and it is rotting your brain
You and I eat our lunch, there's goes into a vein

There is still time to line up and kiss my firm elk like ass
If you are from west virgina I won't let you pass
Why waste money on juice if you crave your own pee
Plenty for you, but please none for me

Get out of my shop man, you are dirty as hell
Just drank your own urine, not feeling so well???
They are not civilized people, I told you long ago
Point pleasant west virginia, about 60 years ago

There was never a moth man, what is wrong with you folks
I know all earthly creatures, what you saw was a HOAX
A bird or a plane or more likely...
A rotten old failing young brain!!!

So do not come around me, I do NOT want that stink
I got nothing for you if you need a cold drink
We pee in a toilet, it goes down a pipe
I see you craving that icy raw backed up sewage as I type

I can use a computer but what can you do?
I spent 37 years of my life mending DAMN good shoes
But you are bearfoot as hell, and it is making me sick
You drink urine or feces but you DO not get to pick

McKees Rocks born and bread now I live in the boons
You smuggle your mountain boy smack through your rectum balloons
Do not even bother to wash before you inject
Cause you are still eating feces, the water company just checked

I been known to kick ASS about ten ways to Sunday
You think it is Thursday but it is only Monday
Do not think I don't know what is making you dumb
It lives in the water and comes from the bum

You saying it is windy, son I know what is calm
What the HELL kind of drugs you doing out there in Fayettenam?
What is the difference between a dog and a hoopie
A dog drinks less pee and his breath is less poopy

What the hell do you know, you are a man who repairs shoes
Son I once went four years without touching that booze
Country roads country roads take them back to the MOUNTAINS
They do not deserve to visit a city with a fountain

Mountain mama mountain mama, your husband ain't so tuff now
Please know he is married to you because he could not get the cow
Corn bread, INbread its all the same to me
Come down to Morgantown and have a glass of pee
 
Someone needs to sign this guy and quick. Peak should give him an "SMF Deal." That has to be the best post in Pantherlair history.
 
WVU fans are so vain they think the Denver song is about them. Buts it’s not. It’s about Western Virginia. There is no Shenandoah river in the state of West Virginia.
 
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WVU fans are so vain they think the Denver song is about them. Buts it’s not. It’s about Western Virginia. There is no Shenandoah river in the state of West Virginia.
Maryland actually

 
Pitt can now have a song of it's own. Inspired by talking to my buddy that worked for the water company down that way. What they are drinking is not clean.

If you are from west virginia you have drank your own poop
Go leave your baby on someone else's stoop
I won't take him in no I won't take him in
Go have an abortion, you are living in sin

A good man from the north once mated a steer
Out of the womb came a DUMB mountaineer
I won't let him in no I won't let him in
Go have an abortion, you are living in sin

Spruce street farmers market everything OVER priced
The men got poor teeth and the women got lice
I won't spend a dime no I WON'T spend a dime
He who lays with his own mother is no friend of mine

Fayette county you are about just as bad
Why is your daughter marrying her own BIOLOGICAL dad?
I won't spend a dime no I won't spend a dime
Sylvan heights cemetery, seen a junky snort a line

You think you wear navy well I don't give a damn
Why is your lady wider then my Christmas ham
I won't wear your colors and I won't marry a hoopie
How is the water, is it still nice and poopy

Cheat lake is nasty, its full of old fuel
Seen a bimbo on a pontoon boat selling her soul
I'm not your sugar daddy, get the hell away from me
Here is a secret, you drink your own pee

I wouldn't use your water to feed to a dead tree
Are you really this stupid, that you thirst for your own pee
You are eating your waste and it is rotting your brain
You and I eat our lunch, there's goes into a vein

There is still time to line up and kiss my firm elk like ass
If you are from west virgina I won't let you pass
Why waste money on juice if you crave your own pee
Plenty for you, but please none for me

Get out of my shop man, you are dirty as hell
Just drank your own urine, not feeling so well???
They are not civilized people, I told you long ago
Point pleasant west virginia, about 60 years ago

There was never a moth man, what is wrong with you folks
I know all earthly creatures, what you saw was a HOAX
A bird or a plane or more likely...
A rotten old failing young brain!!!

So do not come around me, I do NOT want that stink
I got nothing for you if you need a cold drink
We pee in a toilet, it goes down a pipe
I see you craving that icy raw backed up sewage as I type

I can use a computer but what can you do?
I spent 37 years of my life mending DAMN good shoes
But you are bearfoot as hell, and it is making me sick
You drink urine or feces but you DO not get to pick

McKees Rocks born and bread now I live in the boons
You smuggle your mountain boy smack through your rectum balloons
Do not even bother to wash before you inject
Cause you are still eating feces, the water company just checked

I been known to kick ASS about ten ways to Sunday
You think it is Thursday but it is only Monday
Do not think I don't know what is making you dumb
It lives in the water and comes from the bum

You saying it is windy, son I know what is calm
What the HELL kind of drugs you doing out there in Fayettenam?
What is the difference between a dog and a hoopie
A dog drinks less pee and his breath is less poopy

What the hell do you know, you are a man who repairs shoes
Son I once went four years without touching that booze
Country roads country roads take them back to the MOUNTAINS
They do not deserve to visit a city with a fountain

Mountain mama mountain mama, your husband ain't so tuff now
Please know he is married to you because he could not get the cow
Corn bread, INbread its all the same to me
Come down to Morgantown and have a glass of pee
Oh. My. God.
 
Pitt can now have a song of it's own. Inspired by talking to my buddy that worked for the water company down that way. What they are drinking is not clean.

If you are from west virginia you have drank your own poop
Go leave your baby on someone else's stoop
I won't take him in no I won't take him in
Go have an abortion, you are living in sin

A good man from the north once mated a steer
Out of the womb came a DUMB mountaineer
I won't let him in no I won't let him in
Go have an abortion, you are living in sin

Spruce street farmers market everything OVER priced
The men got poor teeth and the women got lice
I won't spend a dime no I WON'T spend a dime
He who lays with his own mother is no friend of mine

Fayette county you are about just as bad
Why is your daughter marrying her own BIOLOGICAL dad?
I won't spend a dime no I won't spend a dime
Sylvan heights cemetery, seen a junky snort a line

You think you wear navy well I don't give a damn
Why is your lady wider then my Christmas ham
I won't wear your colors and I won't marry a hoopie
How is the water, is it still nice and poopy

Cheat lake is nasty, its full of old fuel
Seen a bimbo on a pontoon boat selling her soul
I'm not your sugar daddy, get the hell away from me
Here is a secret, you drink your own pee

I wouldn't use your water to feed to a dead tree
Are you really this stupid, that you thirst for your own pee
You are eating your waste and it is rotting your brain
You and I eat our lunch, there's goes into a vein

There is still time to line up and kiss my firm elk like ass
If you are from west virgina I won't let you pass
Why waste money on juice if you crave your own pee
Plenty for you, but please none for me

Get out of my shop man, you are dirty as hell
Just drank your own urine, not feeling so well???
They are not civilized people, I told you long ago
Point pleasant west virginia, about 60 years ago

There was never a moth man, what is wrong with you folks
I know all earthly creatures, what you saw was a HOAX
A bird or a plane or more likely...
A rotten old failing young brain!!!

So do not come around me, I do NOT want that stink
I got nothing for you if you need a cold drink
We pee in a toilet, it goes down a pipe
I see you craving that icy raw backed up sewage as I type

I can use a computer but what can you do?
I spent 37 years of my life mending DAMN good shoes
But you are bearfoot as hell, and it is making me sick
You drink urine or feces but you DO not get to pick

McKees Rocks born and bread now I live in the boons
You smuggle your mountain boy smack through your rectum balloons
Do not even bother to wash before you inject
Cause you are still eating feces, the water company just checked

I been known to kick ASS about ten ways to Sunday
You think it is Thursday but it is only Monday
Do not think I don't know what is making you dumb
It lives in the water and comes from the bum

You saying it is windy, son I know what is calm
What the HELL kind of drugs you doing out there in Fayettenam?
What is the difference between a dog and a hoopie
A dog drinks less pee and his breath is less poopy

What the hell do you know, you are a man who repairs shoes
Son I once went four years without touching that booze
Country roads country roads take them back to the MOUNTAINS
They do not deserve to visit a city with a fountain

Mountain mama mountain mama, your husband ain't so tuff now
Please know he is married to you because he could not get the cow
Corn bread, INbread its all the same to me
Come down to Morgantown and have a glass of pee
Can we have that old Vince dude, or whoever it was, set that to music with a mustard jar sliding across the counter? I smell money.
 
Can we have that old Vince dude, or whoever it was, set that to music with a mustard jar sliding across the counter? I smell money.
Please no. What ever happened to that tool? Poster child for black and decker.
 
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Nah. Just take “Cold Turkey” by John Lennon and change the words to “Wild Turkey”. Pay Huggy to sing it. He might need the money.
 
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