unfortunately, crybaby is wrong, AGAIN. Studies have Centre Co in the Center Region (of Pennsylvnia) and have a rape rate of 30.5/100,000 people. Allegheny Co is at 20/100,000 persons. . Based on those statistics and the homogenous population in Centre County I'd say that CryBaby has an unhealthy level of duplicated DNA originating from his mother and father or grandfather and mother.
Further the obesity rate (in 2016) for Allegheny county is 26% and the region Centre Co is in has an obesity rate of 31%, so they were more likely to mistake his sister for a neighboring cow. Either way, what is frowned upon in Centre Co is typically illegal in most other counties.
http://ucr.psp.state.pa.us/UCR/Reporting/Annual/AnnualFrames.asp?year=2015
http://www.statistics.health.pa.gov...les/Documents/County_Health_Profiles_2016.pdf
*mic drop*