My family loves to tell everyone (and I have to admit they're right) that the older I get, the more I am starting to actually hate people. I adore movies and there is something about seeing them as they are intended - on a big screen as opposed to in my living room. But I have the WORST luck with my seats wherever I go.I have that beat.. was at muppets movie a year or two ago, granted it was pretty filled up, not completely filled but about 75% filled.. daughter sitting 2 in, me stitting one in and 2 year old son sitting on end.. 30 minutes of previews my little man wants to sit on my lap, so I tell him OK but once movie starts you are back in your seat.. Freakin adult comes in and sits down right next to me in his seat.. Wanted to kill the guy.. First off, why in the hell is an adult, by himself, going to see the muppets and secondly, he could have easily seen what was going on..
Still pissed off about this.. looking at this objectively, if you are an adult and you are going to a movie by yourself, and that movie is geared for children, you are either a pedophile or someone that has such a boring life that you deserve to get hit by a large object falling from a tall building.. Yes, I am comfortable saying this and also will say there is zero situations that justify you being at a kids movie..
Many stories but my latest one was a couple of months ago. I was able to sneak away and see "Brooklyn" at a late afternoon, mid-week showing. What could go wrong? Basically an empty theater. I set myself all up - frozen coke, big popcorn, phone on Cinemode, winter coat neatly folded besides me, etc. Movie starts, I snuggle down into my seat eating my popcorn and.......suddenly there is a commotion coming down the walkway into the theater. 2 elderly people appear both trailing oxygen tanks. I look around thinking, the theater is empty, I'm safe, right? Nope. They drag themselves, wheezing, into the seats RIGHT behind me. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..........
Of course I had to pick all my stuff up and move. Why, why, why.