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The much anticipated start of the Pat Narduzzi era was welcomed by the ESPN4 crew and an absolutely beautiful sunny day. Fans arrived by bus, train, car, boat, litter and on horseback to see the beginning of what many expect to be a return to greatness for Pitt Football.

The “Pitt Victory Song,” with the recently approved “Penn State Sucks” chant reverberated throughout the neighborhoods as the Pitt Band marched from the Petersen Events Center down to Heinz Field. Scott Barnes and a life-size picture of Cas Myslinki highlighted a float trailing the Pitt Band and symbolizing the bridge between past and future greatness. Jackie Sherrill made his long awaited return to Pittsburgh bringing up the rear of the parade and riding a rather docile bull. To the delight of the throngs of fans lining Forbes Avenue, he could often be heard bellowing “Did you really think I was going to stay out of college football? And what, leave it to the Jay Paterno’s of the world?” The only glitch in an otherwise majestic pre-game celebration was frustrated stadium turnstile attendants walking off their jobs as a mob of 62,500 eager fans approached the stadium in unison at 11:30. However, an ecstatic and quick-thinking Barnes encouraged all fans not openly packing a weapon to jump the turnstiles and go directly to their seats.

The script Pitt was prominently displayed throughout the stadium and in a further effort to rekindle the past, Greek letter-wielding fraternities and sororities swarmed the field to form the human tunnel anticipating the team’s entrance.

As a camera followed the team from the locker room to the tunnel in disguised silhouette and Flicka Da Wrist played in the background, a totally shocked crowd erupted as one when the silhouette turned to a sun-drenched live shot of the team exploding onto the field in their new uniforms previously not expected until next year. (Note, an ESPN 30 for 30 segment which aired after the game told of Nike’s Indonesian efforts to advance the deadline). The excitement, however, turned to stunned silence as fans quickly realized that the uniforms were nothing short of a “Maryland meets Oregon” mutation.

But neither the uniforms nor the pre-game MADD banner circling high above the stadium could dampen the euphoria created by the complete and utter massacre handed to the overmatched Penguins. The 55-2 drubbing was never in doubt as Avonte Maddox, wearing #23 in support of Tyler Boyd, took the opening kickoff 102 yards to the house. A new attitude of supreme confidence for Pitt football was evident as early as the opening coin toss as ESPN cameras picked up honorary captain Ricky Jackson telling the referee when he won the toss, “we want the f%$@ing ball!”

Chad Voytik was an efficient 15-18 for 189 yards and James Conner put Heisman voters on notice as he picked up 203 yards, both playing only in the first half.

Jordan Whitehead’s debut was a categorical success as he caught, threw and intercepted passes for touchdowns and worked the Primanti’s concession at halftime.

The Josh Conklin swarming and suffocating defense completely shut down Bo Pelini’s vaunted offense and made everyone quickly forget the splendor of Matt House. If not for a late-game fumble in the endzone by QB Nate Bossory, Pitt would have recorded it’s second straight opening day shut-out.

When asked about the drubbing in his post-game press conference, the ever-pleasant Pelini threw his cap down and asked “What the hell kind of question is that?" He later blamed the officials for a bunch of “Chicken Shit” calls and said "If they want to fire me, go ahead…my record at Youngstown State speaks for itself.”

Narduzzi was not available for comment after the game, however, in an apparent shout out to potential recruits, he simply tweeted “1-0 #412Crew Have you seen enough yet? #H2P”

All in all it was a great start to what many think may be Pitts return to glory (cue Springsteen’s “Glory Days”).
 
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...and here's a true story from the year 2012 by the four-letter folks:

PITTSBURGH -- Paul Chryst won over his players at Pittsburgh with a refreshing bluntness that has given the beleaguered program a sense of calm.

Winning games, apparently, is going to take a little while longer.

Maybe a lot longer.

Youngstown State spoiled Chryst's debut with the Panthers, outclassing Pitt in nearly every area in an emphatic 31-17 upset on Saturday night.

"My hat goes off to Youngstown State," Chryst said. "They are very well coached. They're a good team. Tonight, they were the better team."

Much better.

The Penguins, a Football Championship Subdivision program, beat a Bowl Championship Series team for the first time in school history behind an offense that frustrated the Panthers from the start.

Kurt Hess passed for 154 yards and two touchdowns and Andre Stubbs had 172 all-purpose yards and two scores for Youngstown State.

"In our locker room, we believed we could do it," Hess said. "We believe in each other. It's easily the biggest win of our careers."

This wasn't a last-second stunner. The Penguins never trailed, baffling Pitt with a spread offense that kept the Panthers off balance during a soggy night at Heinz Field. Youngstown State converted 11 of 16 third downs and held the ball for more than 35 minutes.

"I don't want to take anything away from their victory, but that's not the real Pitt out there," said Panthers defensive back Andrew Taglianetti. "It's definitely frustrating that you work so hard on first and second down and then third down comes up and they were converting them."

Tino Sunseri threw for 239 yards and a score for Pitt, but the Panthers had no answer for the Penguins while losing to a FCS program for the first time.

Pitt committed two turnovers -- including one by senior running back Ray Graham deep in Youngstown State territory -- and couldn't produce a big play when it needed one.

"I don't feel like we were dominated," Chryst said. "I don't feel like we were getting hammered. But we did not dominate, by any means, either side of the ball."

The Panthers brought in Chryst in January hoping the former Wisconsin offensive coordinator could bring a sense of calm to a program that went through three coaches in 15 months.

Chryst admits he's learning on the job, and he suspended six players before kickoff for disciplinary reasons, including freshman running back Rushel Shell, the leading rusher in Pennsylvania high school history. Chryst would only say, "we have some matters we need to take care of," and declined to say whether any of the suspensions will extend into Thursday's Big East opener at Cincinnati.

Graham returned from a torn ACL in his right knee that cut short his 2011 season to rush for 71 yards on 14 carries, but had the costly fumble and only broke one big run against a defense that struggled last season.

They're not struggling anymore, however.

Youngstown State, which won four FCS titles in the '90s, is looking to rebuild under third-year coach Eric Wolford. Consider the project well ahead of schedule. The Penguins scored the first two times it had the ball en route to a 14-10 halftime lead, putting together scoring drives of 79 and 92 yards.

Then the Penguins got bold.

With Hess deftly taking them downfield to open the second half, Youngstown State faced a fourth-and-1 from the Pitt 23. Hess pitched the ball to tailback Jamaine Cook, who pulled up and hit a wide open Will Shaw for a score to put the Penguins up 21-10.

"We weren't going to kick it," Wolford said.

The Panthers never recovered.

Pitt tried to answer Youngstown State's score with a gamble of its own midway through the third quarter. Only Isaac Bennett stutter-stepped and never came close on fourth-and-1 from the Penguins' 21. Hess responded by guiding another lengthy drive, capped by a 13-yard burst by Stubbs that gave Youngstown State a 28-10 lead.

Though the Panthers pulled within 28-17 on a 35-yard strike from Sunseri to Joshua Brinson, they would get no closer. Youngstown State added a late field goal for the final margin as the Chryst era began with a thud.

"It's in our hands to go forward," Chryst said. "I believe this group can go forward and we will go forward."
 
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