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How would you defend Teen Wolf?

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Teen Wolf hit theaters 37 years ago today, if you were coaching against him what would be your game plan? Please keep this within the rules of high school basketball, gunning Teen Wolf down with Silver Bullets isn't an option.

 
Teen Wolf hit theaters 37 years ago today, if you were coaching against him what would be your game plan? Please keep this within the rules of high school basketball, gunning Teen Wolf down with Silver Bullets isn't an option.

I’d fight fire with fire. I’d put Reno on him.

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In court. Testosterone level too high for boys basketball. He never should have been allowed to play.
 
Teen Wolf hit theaters 37 years ago today, if you were coaching against him what would be your game plan? Please keep this within the rules of high school basketball, gunning Teen Wolf down with Silver Bullets isn't an option.

Don't pay his NIL payment. He will sulk and not put out the effort.
 
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Teen Wolf hit theaters 37 years ago today, if you were coaching against him what would be your game plan? Please keep this within the rules of high school basketball, gunning Teen Wolf down with Silver Bullets isn't an option.

This is a great question, and I'm trying to think of the obvious joke here. For example, Triangle and 2 just doesn't cut it as a punchline.

On a related note, for those of us who were Pitt Hoops fans in the late 80's, a friend of mine always thought walk-on Scottie Columbo looked like Michael J Fox, and he kept hoping Columbo would turn into Teen Wolf to lead the Panthers to victory.
 
Zone. In the movie, he mostly just dunked. Hard to shoot a jump shot with claws/paws.
In that case, Hire Ben Howland to run a pack line defense. Bark out the defense so that the players are all on the same page in order to keep him on a short leash.
 
I love the dude with his fly down in stands. But seriously dog whistle is the obvious answer. You saw the effect at the hardware store. Also styles can really come up with some party games
 
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