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If Money (Specifically, "Pittbucks") Could Buy Wins....

HulkHaagen

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You are handed $100 in Pittbucks. Here are the prices for 2018 wins:

Albany - $5
Penn State - $40
Georgia Tech - $15
North Carolina - $25
Central Florida - $25
Syracuse - $10
Notre Dame - $40
Duke - $10
Virginia - $10
Virginia Tech - $30
Wake Forest - $20
Miami - $35


Also, to make things a little more interesting, here are some ways you can add more Pittbucks:

1) Drink a gallon of unfiltered water from the Monongahela River - $10

2) Miss out on watching a Pitt game to sit in the student section of a home Penn State conference game decked out in PSU gear with your face painted navy blue and white - $10

3) Not drink alcohol for one year - $10

4) Do 300 push-ups every day, with no exceptions, for one year - $15

5) Devote 8 hours every Saturday and 8 hours every Sunday from now until the beginning of the season watching Gilmore Girl episodes - $15

6) Read the Illiad and the Odyssey out loud between now and the beginning of the season - $15

7) Climb to the top of the Cathedral of Learning on an exterior ladder (with no safety net), and then bungee-jump from the top - $15

8) Go one year without health insurance - $20


You can only perform each of these deeds one time (sorry to all you river-guzzlers).

Now, how much will you have in Pittbucks? What did you do to earn those Pittbucks? And, most importantly, which wins are you adding to your cart?




*Thinks this thread might be extremely ridiculous*

*Posts it anyway*
 
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