My short list of people better than Stallings

[PittPoker]

Flo from Progressive

The square box from Progressive that does stand up

Bernie Sanders

The Pitt Mascot

I'd take any of them right now.

 

[Fk_Pitt]

Mike Rice, Andy Toole, Brandin Knight, Ron Everhart, Kevin Willard,

Give me any of them.

 

[BFo8]

Poker that list is way too short. There are a lot more than that better than Stallings

 

[Fk_Pitt]

Flo from Progressive

The square box from Progressive that does stand up

Bernie Sanders

The Pitt Mascot

I'd take any of them right now.

The two guys from Sonic.

 

[UPitt '89]

Flo from Progressive

The square box from Progressive that does stand up

Bernie Sanders

The Pitt Mascot

I'd take any of them right now.

Rain Man

Forrest Gump

Lloyd and Harry from Dumb and Dumber

Bobby Boucher

 

[PittPoker]

The two guys from Sonic.

The guy on the left yeah but we'd still have to vet the guy on the right. Looks a little shady to me.

 

[Fk_Pitt]

I am now getting punchy. The Sonic guy on the left is really starting to appeal to me in this search.

 

[PittPoker]

Phil

 

[Piranha]

Bugs Bunny from Space Jam

 

[Drax1975]

Katt Williams

 

[Piranha]

My wife and she doesn't know a damn thing about basketball.

 

[iMissTheOldDayss]

Sheldon Jeter

 

[Fk_Pitt]

Charles Nelson Riley, Mr Furley and Monroe from Too Close For Comfort.

 

[KGSB Panther]

Kevin Hart, 2x all-star MVP.

 

[ratking17]

Where does bill Walton tripping on shrooms fall?

 

[OmarLittle]

Jake from State Farm

The fat guy who was pee wees nemisis in the original movie

The white guy with dread locks who was pimp to Christian slaters girlfriend in that one movie

Ray the douche who hit Donna
And on the same subject everyone who chanted for her to graduate

Whatever Doctor turned Lisa turtle into Michael Jackson (google her now)

Doug Froble and Al Pedrique

Fab Morvan of milli vanilli

Buddy the guy who tried to blackmail dusty

And last but not least anyone who knows all these

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

The two guys from Sonic.

At this point I'd probably go with Sonic the Hedgehog.

 

[PittPoker]

The 2 cavemen from the older Geico commercials

Sgt Hartmann from Full Metal Jacket

Stan Belinda, a proven winner

Doublemint twins

 

[iMissTheOldDayss]

Scotty Reynolds ???

 

[ratking17]

Hulk hogan while watching his own video

 

[PittPoker]

Scotty Reynolds ???

No Scotty from Star Trek.

 

[KGSB Panther]

At this point I'd probably go with Sonic the Hedgehog.

Smart. He'll recruit his tail off.

Speaking of which, Mario and Luigi.

 

[PittPoker]

Hulk hogan while watching his own video

King Kong Bundy

Kamala the Uganda Headhunter

Big John Studd

Jake the Snake Roberts

The Samoans

Bad News Brown

 

[Piranha]

Derek "Operation Shutdown" Bell

 

[Pitt83Panther]

The left shark

 

[Fk_Pitt]

King Kong Bundy

Kamala the Uganda Headhunter

Big John Studd

Jake the Snake Roberts

The Samoans

Bad News Brown

Doink the Clown

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

Smart. He'll recruit his tail off.

Speaking of which, Mario and Luigi.

Are they a package deal? Because if so, sign me up!

 

[ratking17]

Are they a package deal? Because if so, sign me up!

Those fukers couldn't tell the real princess peach from the imposters. Paint me unimpressed

 

[PittPoker]

Doink the Clown

Brutus the Barber Beefcake

George the Animal Steele

Leaping Lanny Poffo

Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Hillbilly Jim but not Uncle Elmer

 

[ratking17]

I was always a fan of the ultimate warrior

 

[PittPoker]

I was always a fan of the ultimate warrior

Meh I didn't like him that much

We need Brother Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve

 

[raleighpanther]

Kaitlyn Jenner.

 

[PittPoker]

Kaitlyn Jenner.

Nope, him I'd pass on.