On another blog I follow I put together this little story about last night's incident:
At the Oscars they struck up the band,
When they said the best show's La La Land.
But old Bonnie and Clyde
Didn't hear the aside;
So instead they used more sleight of hand.
With a face that looked like faded clay,
And a head with limp hair, mostly gray,
"Clyde" then gave her the card,
Which caught "Bonnie" off-guard,
And soon after Faye just ran away.
So as La La Land cast took spotlight,
As they had several times that strange night,
Clyde and Bonnie were gone,
Weren't seen til the next dawn,
While the stage became lit by Moonlight.
And now from their hands Oscar was plucked,
Nearly everyone gasped, said, "it sucked."
Price Waterhouse Coopers
Takes the cake for big bloopers,
As for La La Land group, they got f*cked.
Don't worry; I'm not quitting my day job!