So I went down with a suggestion from the guy I had been communicating with, but I told them I'm open to any dog. They introduced me to a female pit mix named Dracula. No idea why they can't come up with cute names. There are dogs down there named, like, PoopNutz and StEeLBaLLz (not really, but close enough).
Anyway, they got along better than I expected. My dog was sort of indifferent to her at first, but the fact that they weren't showing teeth and going at each other was good enough for me. My dog, Copper, started to reciprocate the playing toward the end of their interaction, which warmed my heart to see. I agreed to adopt her. Said I would pick her up tomorrow (I didn't want them to sit together for her first car ride, just in case shit hit the fan). Well, speaking of shit, they took a sample and just left me a voicemail that she tested positive for Giardia. I have no idea what this is, but it sounds unpleasant. Also sounds highly contagious, so I'm supposing there's a chance my dog (or perhaps myself) now has it. Anyway, I have some more research to do on that. But, assuming it's not TOO serious of an issue, I should have me a new pittie mix here within the next week or two.
Hail to Pitt... bulls