What the hell, can't be any worse than other stuff discussed on the board. Anyways, here's how to max your enjoyment, and more importantly how not to look like a cad when you go out for sushi with your date, or with couples or with business. Just some helpful hints and do's and don't's and personal pet peeves.
Here they are:
1) Do not ever order the "California Roll". Okay? Please don't. That is most amateur move ever. It is like going to a craft beer place and ordering Killians Red. I know, "but I don't like raw fish", well fine, don't be a pussy or at least order something else entirely.
2) Soy sauce. It is good, yes? Wasabi? Interesting right? They are condiments. If it is a really good sushi place, you don't want to mask the taste with these two substances. If it isn't a good sushi place, go order a pizza somewhere else.
3) Do not dip the Nigiri (piece of fish with the rice) rice first in the soy sauce. Put the fish side down. Also, even Mr. Miyagi is going to struggle maneuvering a piece of Nigiri with chopstocks so it is okay to pick up with fingers and lightly dunk into the soy sauce.
4) Don't put that pickled ginger on your sushi. It is meant to be eaten between pieces, not as part of the sushi. You aren't making a Primanti's sandwich out of the thing.
5) Avoid all of these rolls that have some sort of hyped up mayo sauce. You are eating sushi, not tuna salad on rye. I hate mayo (don't care if it is blended with wasabi or siracha or whatever) slathering over these over sized rolls.
6) If the fish is cut too big, it is clumsy and not that pleasant to eat as sashimi or in nigiri. If rolls are too big, they are hard to eat in one bite. Sushi is supposed to be eaten in one bite. So it is not like jumbo chicken wings here, you don't want things that big.
Did I mention no mayo sauces?
7) Don't stab your rolls or fish with the chopsticks. Again, if you struggle, use your fingers.
8) Go to the best sushi places you can get (meaning freshest fish). Here, quality and you get what you pay for definitely count.
9) If someone has ordered the Omakase for the table (and is paying) thank them and buy them the best shot of Japanese whiskey because you will be in for a treat.
There, than me later.
Here they are:
1) Do not ever order the "California Roll". Okay? Please don't. That is most amateur move ever. It is like going to a craft beer place and ordering Killians Red. I know, "but I don't like raw fish", well fine, don't be a pussy or at least order something else entirely.
2) Soy sauce. It is good, yes? Wasabi? Interesting right? They are condiments. If it is a really good sushi place, you don't want to mask the taste with these two substances. If it isn't a good sushi place, go order a pizza somewhere else.
3) Do not dip the Nigiri (piece of fish with the rice) rice first in the soy sauce. Put the fish side down. Also, even Mr. Miyagi is going to struggle maneuvering a piece of Nigiri with chopstocks so it is okay to pick up with fingers and lightly dunk into the soy sauce.
4) Don't put that pickled ginger on your sushi. It is meant to be eaten between pieces, not as part of the sushi. You aren't making a Primanti's sandwich out of the thing.
5) Avoid all of these rolls that have some sort of hyped up mayo sauce. You are eating sushi, not tuna salad on rye. I hate mayo (don't care if it is blended with wasabi or siracha or whatever) slathering over these over sized rolls.
6) If the fish is cut too big, it is clumsy and not that pleasant to eat as sashimi or in nigiri. If rolls are too big, they are hard to eat in one bite. Sushi is supposed to be eaten in one bite. So it is not like jumbo chicken wings here, you don't want things that big.
Did I mention no mayo sauces?
7) Don't stab your rolls or fish with the chopsticks. Again, if you struggle, use your fingers.
8) Go to the best sushi places you can get (meaning freshest fish). Here, quality and you get what you pay for definitely count.
9) If someone has ordered the Omakase for the table (and is paying) thank them and buy them the best shot of Japanese whiskey because you will be in for a treat.
There, than me later.