A new sports bar opened up where the old Do Drop Inn was, and I stopped by there the other day. We ordered a bunch of food, and off course wings. Wings is always the metric by which these things are measured.
So the basket came, and immediately my brother looked at me, and I looked at him........and WOW, THESE THINGS WERE HUGE! And folks.....this is not good! You ordering chicken wings, not turkey wings. You want a lot of meat, order friggin chicken breasts or chicken thighs.
I even talked to the one bar owner and she said "I know, but that is what people expect". Well, most people in the AK Valley are idiots (sorry). They are the cheapest human beings always trying to look to get more than they paid for.
Why do you order wings? It is that juxtaposition and ratio of meat (not quite white, not quite dark) to skin, where each bite gives you crispy skin with a portion of meat, combined with whatever seasoning or sauce you ordered. These HUGE wings, sorry, it ruins all of this. They are hard to cook correctly, they are also hard to eat, especially served whole like they are in the AK Valley and mostly around Pittsburgh.
It is funny, the owner said "I like mine smaller too", but......yeah but.....friggin cheapskates what their "value". Like I said, order a fried chicken best if you want a lot of meat. I am not sure why there is this obsession over jumbo chicken wings. Like I said, eat turkey wings then. But chicken wings are not made to be huge. It is a drumette not a drum stick. Please someone.....get the message out to the AK Valley bars and restaurants, STOP ORDERING JUMBO CHICKEN WINGS!
So the basket came, and immediately my brother looked at me, and I looked at him........and WOW, THESE THINGS WERE HUGE! And folks.....this is not good! You ordering chicken wings, not turkey wings. You want a lot of meat, order friggin chicken breasts or chicken thighs.
I even talked to the one bar owner and she said "I know, but that is what people expect". Well, most people in the AK Valley are idiots (sorry). They are the cheapest human beings always trying to look to get more than they paid for.
Why do you order wings? It is that juxtaposition and ratio of meat (not quite white, not quite dark) to skin, where each bite gives you crispy skin with a portion of meat, combined with whatever seasoning or sauce you ordered. These HUGE wings, sorry, it ruins all of this. They are hard to cook correctly, they are also hard to eat, especially served whole like they are in the AK Valley and mostly around Pittsburgh.
It is funny, the owner said "I like mine smaller too", but......yeah but.....friggin cheapskates what their "value". Like I said, order a fried chicken best if you want a lot of meat. I am not sure why there is this obsession over jumbo chicken wings. Like I said, eat turkey wings then. But chicken wings are not made to be huge. It is a drumette not a drum stick. Please someone.....get the message out to the AK Valley bars and restaurants, STOP ORDERING JUMBO CHICKEN WINGS!