Let’s hope the news of the name change doesn’t trickle into West Virginia for a few months as usual, just long enough so their fans get confused trying to find ‘Heinz Field’ for that first game…
“I dunno, Clem, I went through the big hole in the mountain…yeah yeah, the hole on the right this time, I didn’t make that mistake again. And then I went over the big gorge with the three cricks in it, like I always do when’s we come in to watch Kenny Chesney. I followed the sign for the bridge with fancy French name. Wonder what that word means, Clem. Anyway I looked for the same place, y’know, with the sign that looks like what’s on the baked beans cans we steal from the Piggly Wiggly. But now the only one I see is some place with a big A on it. And I knows it is an A too, Clem, cuz that was the first mark they taught me when I got my GED during rehab.”